Why Tattoos Are Permanent? New TED Ed Video Explains with Animation

For the last three decades my right ankle has been the site of a deeply botched tat­too. It was sup­posed to be a yin yang, but with every pass­ing year, it looks more and more like a can­cer­ous mole. The drunk­en Viet­nam Vet who admin­is­tered it bare­ly glanced at the design tak­ing shape on my once vir­gin skin as he chat­ted with a pal. I was too intim­i­dat­ed to say, “Um…is it just me or are you fill­ing in the white cir­cle?” (I con­vinced myself that he knew what he was doing, and the ink would recede as it healed. Need­less to say…)

My pathet­ic, lit­tle yin-ya’ is an embar­rass­ment in an era of intri­cate four-col­or sleeves and souped up rock­a­bil­ly gor­geous­ness, but I con­fess, I’ve grown fond of it. The fact that I have an out-of-bal­ance sym­bol for bal­ance per­ma­nent­ly engraved onto my body is far more appro­pri­ate than the poor­ly grasped  flash art could have been. It’ll be with me til the day I die.

Longer, actu­al­ly, to judge by the dec­o­ra­tive mark­ings of an 8000 ‑year-old Peru­vian mum­my.

I feel for­tu­nate to have devel­oped ten­der feel­ings for my bush league mod­i­fi­ca­tion. Clau­dia Aguir­re’s TED-Ed les­son “What Makes Tat­toos Per­ma­nent,” above, does not make an easy case for removal.

In the words of your grand­ma, don’t embell­ish your birth­day suit with any old junk.

Your gang affil­i­a­tion may feel like a for­ev­er-thing now, but what if you decide to switch gangs in a few years? Eras­ing those mem­o­ries can be painful. Ask John­ny “Winona For­ev­er” Depp.

Dol­phins may strike you as peace­ful, spir­i­tu­al crea­tures, but I’ll bet there are ways to appre­ci­ate them that don’t involve hav­ing one punc­tured through your epi­der­mis at 50–3000 micro-wounds per minute. 

Choose wise­ly! If you’re veer­ing toward a Tas­man­ian dev­il or a rose, do your­self a favor and browse the Muse­um of Online Muse­ums. Feel a kin­ship with any­thing there? Good! Once you’ve fig­ured out how to best fea­ture it on your hide, take Aguir­re’s anato­my-based quiz. See if it’s true that you’ll be barred from bur­ial in a Jew­ish ceme­tery. Your tat­too artist will like­ly be impressed that you cared enough to do some research. Watch a cou­ple of episodes of the Smith­so­ni­an’s Tat­too Odyssey for good mea­sure.

Then lay in a tube of Prepa­ra­tion H, and pre­pare to love what­ev­er you wind up with. It’s a lot eas­i­er than the pain of regret.

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Get Ancient Advice on Los­ing Weight, Sober­ing Up, Remov­ing a Tat­too & More at Ask The Past

TED ED Ani­ma­tion Gives You a Glimpse of What Life Was Like for Teenagers in Ancient Rome

Ayun Hal­l­i­day is up to her eye­balls in Bye Bye Birdie and so should you be. Fol­low her @AyunHalliday

In Dark PSA, Director Richard Linklater Suggests Radical Steps for Dealing with Texters in Cinemas

At the Alamo Draft­house cin­e­mas, they don’t mess around. They tell you right on their web site, “We have a zero-tol­er­ance pol­i­cy towards talk­ing and tex­ting dur­ing the movie. If you talk or text, you will receive one warn­ing. If it hap­pens again, you will be kicked out with­out a refund.” And they appar­ent­ly mean it. Want some proof? Here’s Exhib­it A — a clip that mocks a cus­tomer who appar­ent­ly got kicked out of their “crap­py” the­ater in Austin, Texas for tex­ting. Then there’s Exhib­it B above — a sar­don­ic Alamo Draft­house video fea­tur­ing indie film­mak­er Richard Lin­klater sug­gest­ing rad­i­cal steps for deal­ing with the type of peo­ple found in Exhib­it A. It’s all a bit of dark humor (of course). But here’s some­thing that’s not a joke. You can watch Lin­klater’s break­through 1991 film, Slack­er, free online. You can also hear the Texas native talk about his new film Boy­hood on Fresh Air here.

Part­ing words: Don’t mess with Texas, par­tic­u­lar­ly film­mak­ers in Texas.

via Gawk­er/@Sheerly

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Watch Free Online: Richard Linklater’s Slack­er, the Clas­sic Gen‑X Indie Film

An Anti, Anti-Smok­ing Announce­ment from John Waters

David Lynch’s Unlike­ly Com­mer­cial for a Home Preg­nan­cy Test (1997)

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George Harrison Wrote His Last Letter to Austin Powers Creator Mike Myers, Asking for a Mini Me Doll (2001)

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In a band full of extro­vert­ed goof­balls and pranksters, George Har­ri­son was the qui­et one, the seri­ous Bea­t­le, the straight man and intro­spec­tive mys­tic, right? Not so, accord­ing to Trav­el­ling Wilburys band­mate Tom Pet­ty, who once coun­tered the “qui­et Bea­t­le” sobri­quet with “he nev­er shut up. He was the best hang you could imag­ine.” Not so, accord­ing to Har­ri­son him­self, who once said “I think I’ve had an image, peo­ple have had a con­cept of me being real­ly straight cause I was the seri­ous one or some­thing. I mean, I’m the biggest lunatic around. I’m com­plete­ly com­i­cal, you know? I like crazi­ness. I had to in order to be in the Bea­t­les.”

It’s true that Har­ri­son dis­liked fame and its trap­pings and dove deeply into life’s mys­ter­ies. In his final tele­vised inter­view, he is con­tem­pla­tive and, yes, deeply seri­ous. And while some of the sto­ries of the end of his life are heartbreaking—like that of the oncol­o­gist who alleged­ly showed up unan­nounced at the dying Bea­t­les’ door and cajoled him into sign­ing an auto­graph when he could bare­ly write his name—the sto­ry of the last let­ter he ever wrote made me smile.

Accord­ing to Mike Myers, cre­ator of Wayne’s World and the six­ties spoof Austin Pow­ers fran­chise, that let­ter arrived in his hands on the very day of Harrison’s death, deliv­ered via pri­vate inves­ti­ga­tor as Myers and crew shot the third of the Pow­ers films.

Har­ri­son wrote but nev­er mailed the short note a month before his death in Novem­ber, 2001. In it, he reveals his love for Austin Pow­ers, par­tic­u­lar­ly the “Mini Me” char­ac­ter from The Spy Who Shagged Me (played by Verne Troyer)—a minia­ture clone of Pow­ers’ neme­sis Dr. Evil. In a GQ inter­view, Myers quotes from the let­ter: “…sit­ting here with my Dr. Evil doll…I just want­ed to let you know I’ve been all over Europe for a mini-you doll.” Har­ri­son also jok­ing­ly cor­rect­ed Myers’ Liv­er­pudlian: “Dr. Evil says frickin’ but any good Scouser dad will tell you it’s actu­al­ly ‘frig­gin’ as in a ‘four of fish and fin­ger pie,’ if you get my drift.”

The “Scouser dad” ref­er­ence was par­tic­u­lar­ly poignant for Myers, whose par­ents come from Liv­er­pool. “You don’t know what The Bea­t­les were in my house,” Myers told WENN news, “They were every­thing. Liv­er­pool was poor­ish and it was rough and all of a sud­den it was cool to come from this town, so my par­ents were eter­nal­ly grate­ful.” Har­ri­son returned the grat­i­tude, writ­ing “thanks for the movies, so much fun,” a sen­ti­ment Myers reacts to with “Dude, I can’t even.” And real­ly, what could else could you say? “To get this let­ter,” and on the very day of Harrison’s pass­ing no less, “was unbe­liev­able,” said Myers, “It hits you and it can knock you off your feet.”

As for that rep­u­ta­tion for seri­ous­ness? I don’t know about you, but from now on, when I think of the last days of George Har­ri­son, I won’t think of his oppor­tunis­tic doc­tor, or his turn­ing down the OBE, or even that fate­ful final per­for­mance on VH1. I’ll imag­ine him sit­ting on the couch with a Dr. Evil doll, writ­ing Mike Myers to request a Mini Me.

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Bob Dylan and George Har­ri­son Play Ten­nis, 1969

George Har­ri­son in the Spot­light: The Dick Cavett Show (1971)

Phil Spector’s Gen­tle Pro­duc­tion Notes to George Har­ri­son Dur­ing the Record­ing of All Things Must Pass

Here Comes The Sun: The Lost Gui­tar Solo by George Har­ri­son

Josh Jones is a writer and musi­cian based in Durham, NC. Fol­low him at @jdmagness

Did the Wayback Machine Catch Russian-Backed Rebels Claiming Responsibility for Malaysian Airlines Flight MH17?

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If you’re a long-time read­er of Open Cul­ture, you know all about Archive.org — a non-prof­it that hous­es all kinds of fas­ci­nat­ing textsaudiomov­ing images, and soft­ware. And don’t for­get archived web pages. Since 1996, Archive’s “Way­back Machine” has been tak­ing snap­shots of web­sites, pro­duc­ing a his­tor­i­cal record of this still fair­ly new thing called “the web.” Right now, the Way­back Machine holds 417 bil­lion snap­shots of web sites, includ­ing one page show­ing that “Igor Girkin, a Ukrain­ian sep­a­ratist leader also known as Strelkov, claimed respon­si­bil­i­ty on a pop­u­lar Russ­ian social-net­work­ing site for the down­ing of what he thought was a Ukrain­ian mil­i­tary trans­port plane short­ly before reports that Malaysian Air­lines Flight MH17 had crashed near the rebel held Ukrain­ian city of Donet­sk.” (This quote comes from The Chris­t­ian Sci­ence Mon­i­tor, which has more on the sto­ry.) Girk­in’s post was cap­tured by the Way­back Machine at 15:22:22 on July 17. By 16:56, Girk­in’s post was tak­en offline — but not before Archive.org had its copy.

To keep tabs on this sto­ry, fol­low Archive’s Twit­ter and Face­book pages.

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Akira Kurosawa & Gabriel García Márquez Talk About Filmmaking (and Nuclear Bombs) in Six Hour Interview

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You know you’re doing some­thing right in your life if the Nobel Prize-win­ning author of 100 Years of Soli­tude talks to you like a gid­dy fan boy.

Back in Octo­ber 1990, Gabriel Gar­cía Márquez sat down with Aki­ra Kuro­sawa in Tokyo as the Japan­ese mas­ter direc­tor was shoot­ing his penul­ti­mate movie Rhap­sody in August — the only Kuro­sawa movie I can think of that fea­tures Richard Gere. The six hour inter­view, which was pub­lished in The Los Ange­les Times in 1991, spanned a range of top­ics but the author’s love of the director’s movies was evi­dent all the way through. At one point, while dis­cussing Kurosawa’s 1965 film Red Beard, Gar­cía Márquez said this: “I have seen it six times in 20 years and I talked about it to my chil­dren almost every day until they were able to see it. So not only is it the one among your films best liked by my fam­i­ly and me, but also one of my favorites in the whole his­to­ry of cin­e­ma.”

One nat­ur­al top­ic dis­cussed was adapt­ing lit­er­a­ture to film. The his­to­ry of cin­e­ma is lit­tered with some tru­ly dread­ful adap­ta­tions and even more that are sim­ply inert and life­less. One of the Kurosawa’s true gifts as a film­mak­er was turn­ing the writ­ten word into a vital, mem­o­rable image. In movies like Throne of Blood and Ran, he has proved him­self to be arguably the finest adapter of Shake­speare in the his­to­ry of cin­e­ma.

Gar­cía Márquez: Has your method also been that intu­itive when you have adapt­ed Shake­speare or Gorky or Dos­to­evsky?

Kuro­sawa: Direc­tors who make films halfway may not real­ize that it is very dif­fi­cult to con­vey lit­er­ary images to the audi­ence through cin­e­mat­ic images. For instance, in adapt­ing a detec­tive nov­el in which a body was found next to the rail­road tracks, a young direc­tor insist­ed that a cer­tain spot cor­re­spond­ed per­fect­ly with the one in the book. “You are wrong,” I said. “The prob­lem is that you have already read the nov­el and you know that a body was found next to the tracks. But for the peo­ple who have not read it there is noth­ing spe­cial about the place.” That young direc­tor was cap­ti­vat­ed by the mag­i­cal pow­er of lit­er­a­ture with­out real­iz­ing that cin­e­mat­ic images must be expressed in a dif­fer­ent way.

Gar­cía Márquez: Can you remem­ber any image from real life that you con­sid­er impos­si­ble to express on film?

Kuro­sawa: Yes. That of a min­ing town named Ili­dachi [sic], where I worked as an assis­tant direc­tor when I was very young. The direc­tor had declared at first glance that the atmos­phere was mag­nif­i­cent and strange, and that’s the rea­son we filmed it. But the images showed only a run-of-the-mill town, for they were miss­ing some­thing that was known to us: that the work­ing con­di­tions in (the town) are very dan­ger­ous, and that the women and chil­dren of the min­ers live in eter­nal fear for their safe­ty. When one looks at the vil­lage one con­fus­es the land­scape with that feel­ing, and one per­ceives it as stranger than it actu­al­ly is. But the cam­era does not see it with the same eyes.

When Kuro­sawa and Gar­cía Márquez talked about Rhap­sody in August, the mood of the inter­view dark­ened. The film is about one old woman strug­gling with the hor­rors of sur­viv­ing the atom­ic attack on Nagasa­ki. When it came out, Amer­i­can crit­ics bris­tled at the movie because it had the audac­i­ty to point out that many Japan­ese weren’t all that pleased with get­ting nuked. This is espe­cial­ly the case with Nagasa­ki. While Hiroshi­ma had numer­ous fac­to­ries and there­fore could be con­sid­ered a mil­i­tary tar­get, Nagasa­ki had none. In fact, on August 9, 1945, the orig­i­nal tar­get for the world’s sec­ond nuclear attack was the indus­tri­al town of Kita Kyushu. But that town was cov­ered in clouds. So the pilots cast about look­ing for some place, any place, to bomb. That place proved to Nagasa­ki.

Below, Kuro­sawa talks pas­sion­ate­ly about the lega­cy of the bomb­ing. Inter­est­ing­ly, Gar­cía Márquez, who had often been a vocif­er­ous crit­ic of Amer­i­can for­eign pol­i­cy, sort of defends America’s actions at the end of the war.

Kuro­sawa: The full death toll for Hiroshi­ma and Nagasa­ki has been offi­cial­ly pub­lished at 230,000. But in actu­al fact there were over half a mil­lion dead. And even now there are still 2,700 patients at the Atom­ic Bomb Hos­pi­tal wait­ing to die from the after-effects of the radi­a­tion after 45 years of agony. In oth­er words, the atom­ic bomb is still killing Japan­ese.

Gar­cía Márquez: The most ratio­nal expla­na­tion seems to be that the U.S. rushed in to end it with the bomb for fear that the Sovi­ets would take Japan before they did.

Kuro­sawa: Yes, but why did they do it in a city inhab­it­ed only by civil­ians who had noth­ing to do with the war? There were mil­i­tary con­cen­tra­tions that were in fact wag­ing war.

Gar­cía Márquez: Nor did they drop it on the Impe­r­i­al Palace, which must have been a very vul­ner­a­ble spot in the heart of Tokyo. And I think that this is all explained by the fact that they want­ed to leave the polit­i­cal pow­er and the mil­i­tary pow­er intact in order to car­ry out a speedy nego­ti­a­tion with­out hav­ing to share the booty with their allies. It’s some­thing no oth­er coun­try has ever expe­ri­enced in all of human his­to­ry. Now then: Had Japan sur­ren­dered with­out the atom­ic bomb, would it be the same Japan it is today?

Kuro­sawa: It’s hard to say. The peo­ple who sur­vived Nagasa­ki don’t want to remem­ber their expe­ri­ence because the major­i­ty of them, in order to sur­vive, had to aban­don their par­ents, their chil­dren, their broth­ers and sis­ters. They still can’t stop feel­ing guilty. After­wards, the U.S. forces that occu­pied the coun­try for six years influ­enced by var­i­ous means the accel­er­a­tion of for­get­ful­ness, and the Japan­ese gov­ern­ment col­lab­o­rat­ed with them. I would even be will­ing to under­stand all this as part of the inevitable tragedy gen­er­at­ed by war. But I think that, at the very least, the coun­try that dropped the bomb should apol­o­gize to the Japan­ese peo­ple. Until that hap­pens this dra­ma will not be over.

The whole inter­view is fas­ci­nat­ing. They con­tin­ue to talk about his­tor­i­cal mem­o­ry, nuclear pow­er and the dif­fi­cul­ty of film­ing rose-eat­ing ants. You can read the entire thing here. It’s well worth you time.

via Thomp­son on Hol­ly­wood H/T Sheer­ly

Relat­ed Con­tent: 

Watch Kurosawa’s Rashomon Free Online, the Film That Intro­duced Japan­ese Cin­e­ma to the West

Andy Warhol Inter­views Alfred Hitch­cock (1974)

Lis­ten to François Truffaut’s Big, 12-Hour Inter­view with Alfred Hitch­cock (1962)

Aki­ra Kuro­sawa & Fran­cis Ford Cop­po­la Star in Japan­ese Whisky Com­mer­cials (1980)

Jonathan Crow is a Los Ange­les-based writer and film­mak­er whose work has appeared in Yahoo!, The Hol­ly­wood Reporter, and oth­er pub­li­ca­tions. You can fol­low him at @jonccrow.

Blues Guitar Legend Johnny Winter Shines Live on Danish TV (1970)

“Out of all the hopped-up Cau­casians who tur­bocharged the blues in the late Six­ties,” writes Rolling Stone, “Texas albi­no John­ny Win­ter was both the whitest and the fastest.” While broth­er Edgar hung a syn­the­siz­er around his neck and explored South­ern rock’s out­er weird­ness, John­ny stuck clos­er to roots music, play­ing with blues greats like Mike Bloom­field, Junior Wells, and Mud­dy Waters (he pro­duced three Gram­my-win­ning Waters albums). Despite, or because of, his blues bona fides, Win­ter was always a stal­wart in the rock scene. He played Wood­stock, often cov­ered Chuck Berry, Dylan, and The Rolling Stones, and released sev­er­al albums with his own band.

Win­ter passed away Wednes­day in his hotel room in Zurich at age 70. In trib­ute, we bring you the full per­for­mance above of Win­ter with his band on Dan­ish TV in 1970. See Winter’s bril­liant thumb-pick­ing style on full dis­play as he and the band rip through “Mama Talk to Your Daugh­ter,” “John­ny B. Goode,” “Be Care­ful With a Fool,” and “Mean Town Blues.” Want to learn some John­ny Win­ter mag­ic? Check out this video gui­tar les­son with the man him­self. And just below, see a trail­er for a new Win­ter doc­u­men­tary, John­ny Win­ter: Down and Dirty, that pre­miered at SXSW this past March.

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Mud­dy Waters and Friends on the Blues and Gospel Train, 1964

‘Boom Boom’ and ‘Hobo Blues’: Great Per­for­mances by John Lee Hook­er

Ani­mat­ed: Robert Johnson’s Clas­sic Blues Tune Me and the Dev­il Blues

Josh Jones is a writer and musi­cian based in Durham, NC. Fol­low him at @jdmagness

What Goes Into Ramen Noodles, and What Happens When Ramen Noodles Go Into You

Here in South Korea, where I’ve stayed for about a month, I’ve noticed peo­ple eat­ing quite a lot of instant ramen noo­dles. And not just out of those pre-pack­aged cups you pour hot water into, which we all remem­ber from our stu­dent days. They put the stuff in every­thing, espe­cial­ly the dish­es you least expect. They’ve made some­thing of a nation­al culi­nary art form of throw­ing instant ramen into var­i­ous tra­di­tion­al stews and soups, thus sig­nif­i­cant­ly rais­ing the sta­tus of that ulti­mate low-sta­tus food. But when we talk about ramen with­out the “instant” in front of it, it can sud­den­ly take us straight into the realm of the gourmet: the Ivans and the Momo­fukus of the worlds, for instance. In the short video above, you can see what kind of high­ly non-instant process Sun Noo­dle, the sup­pli­er to those fine U.S.-based ramen hous­es and oth­ers, goes through to make a first-class prod­uct.

But why pay for the best when the cost of a sin­gle meal at Momo­fuku could buy all the instant ramen you’d ever need? Per­haps the project above from artist and TEDx­Man­hat­tan video pre­sen­ter Ste­fani Bardin will go some way to answer­ing the ques­tion. In it, she uses a gas­troin­testi­nal cam­era pill to record what it looks inside our bod­ies when we eat “whole foods” — hibis­cus Gatorade, pome­gran­ate and cher­ry juice Gum­mi Bears, home­made chick­en stock with hand­made noo­dles — ver­sus when we eat “processed foods” — blue Gatorade, reg­u­lar Gum­mi Bears, and, yes, good old instant ramen. For a far more pleas­ant fol­low-up to that har­row­ing visu­al expe­ri­ence, revis­it how to make instant ramen cour­tesy of Japan­ese ani­ma­tion direc­tor Hayao Miyaza­ki, which we fea­tured last year. And if it gets you feel­ing ambi­tious, why not find some more chal­leng­ing ramen recipes on Cook­pad, the Japan­ese cook­ing site new­ly launched in Eng­lish? Or do as the Kore­ans some­times do and com­bine it with fish cake, eggs, and a slice of Amer­i­can cheese — if you can stom­ach it.

via Kot­tke

Relat­ed Con­tent:

How to Make Instant Ramen Com­pli­ments of Japan­ese Ani­ma­tion Direc­tor Hayao Miyza­ki

Cook­pad, the Largest Recipe Site in Japan, Launch­es New Site in Eng­lish

Col­in Mar­shall hosts and pro­duces Note­book on Cities and Cul­ture and writes essays on cities, lan­guage, Asia, and men’s style. He’s at work on a book about Los Ange­les, A Los Ange­les Primer. Fol­low him on Twit­ter at @colinmarshall or on Face­book.

The Sex Pistols Play in Dallas’ Longhorn Ballroom; Next Show Is Merle Haggard (1978)

“John­ny Rot­ten and Sid Vicious were both punched in the face by girl fans as the Sex Pis­tols per­formed today deep in the heart of Texas.” That was the lede for the Eng­lish news­pa­per The Evening News cov­er­ing the Pistol’s con­cert at The Long­horn Ball­room in Dal­las, TX on Jan­u­ary 10, 1978. It proved to be one of the strangest, most con­tentions shows in one of the strangest, most con­tentious tours in rock his­to­ry. You can watch it above. All 37 min­utes.

By the time of the con­cert, the Sex Pis­tols were already noto­ri­ous in the U.K.  They had released a sin­gle – “God Save the Queen” – that called Britain’s head of state a fas­cist on the date of her Sil­ver Jubilee. The sin­gle became a huge hit in spite of – or per­haps because of – it get­ting banned by the BBC. They famous­ly hurled obscen­i­ties at a chat show host on live TV.  But to be fair, host Bill Grundy lit­er­al­ly asked for it. “You’ve got anoth­er five sec­onds,” he told John­ny Rot­ten and com­pa­ny. “Say some­thing out­ra­geous.” They did.

Though the band start­ed out as an elab­o­rate Sit­u­a­tion­ist-inspired per­for­mance art piece dreamed up by mega­lo­ma­ni­ac man­ag­er Mal­colm McLaren, they evolved beyond just being a stunt.  Their music was loud, aggres­sive and glee­ful­ly nihilist with lines like “And I wan­na be anar­chist, I get pissed, destroy!” That music and that atti­tude touched some deep sim­mer­ing well of cul­tur­al dis­con­tent — be it low­er class frus­tra­tions, dis­sat­is­fac­tion with con­sumer cul­ture or some dark­er pri­mal urge to burn every­thing down. Their music res­onat­ed.

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For their 1978 tour of the Unit­ed States, McLaren wasn’t inter­est­ed in build­ing a fan base. He was inter­est­ed in piss­ing peo­ple off. So the tour com­plete­ly bypassed seem­ing­ly obvi­ous tour stops, like New York, Chica­go and Los Ange­les, in favor of places like Mem­phis, Tul­sa and San Anto­nio – none of which were exact­ly hot beds for punk. A famous pic­ture of the mar­quee of the Long­horn Bal­loon shows the Pis­tols list­ed along­side Mer­le Hag­gard, giv­ing you a feel for just how weird this tour was. Pri­or to the con­cert, Sid Vicious con­fessed his fears to a reporter about play­ing in Dal­las. “They killed Kennedy here and every­body has warned us that the peo­ple are crazy. I think there’s a real dan­ger that this is the town where I am going to be blown away.” (Weird his­tor­i­cal side note: The Long­horn Ball­room was owned for a spell by Jack Ruby, the guy who shot Lee Har­vey Oswald.)

The police were also report­ed­ly wor­ried. The Dal­las police depart­ment had a SWAT team ready just in case the show turned into a riot. It didn’t, but just bare­ly. The audi­ence was equal­ly split between hard­core fans – for exam­ple, Lamar St. John, the woman who decked Sid Vicious in the nose, drove from Los Ange­les to see the show – and skep­ti­cal locals who want­ed to see what the fuss was all about. As one Dal­las paper wrote, “most of the peo­ple last night came to see the peo­ple who came to see the Sex Pis­tols.”

As you can see from the video, John­ny Rot­ten, who spent much of the show look­ing like a tweak­er in the throes of a demon­ic pos­ses­sion, wast­ed few oppor­tu­ni­ties to ridicule the audi­ence. “I see that we have a whole sec­tion of the silent major­i­ty around there,” he sneered. As the band worked its way through the set list, cul­mi­nat­ing in a blis­ter­ing ren­di­tion of “Anar­chy in the U.K.,” the audi­ence hurled beer cans, toma­toes, garbage and the occa­sion­al punch at the stage. It’s not clear if the peo­ple who were doing the throw­ing were fans or irate cow­boys. Such is the world of punk. Sid Vicious, the band’s out­ra­geous if utter­ly untal­ent­ed bassist, jumped around on stage and occa­sion­al­ly con­tributed some aton­al back­ing vocals. After the punch, he let his nose bleed and soon he was cov­ered in blood. “The bass play­er rubbed blood over his face and chest,” wrote the Evening News, “so that he looked like a dement­ed can­ni­bal.”

“Sid was real­ly fucked up. Real­ly drunk,” recalled writer Nick Bar­baro. “He played for a while with­out his gui­tar plugged in. He played for a while with a fish. I think some­body threw it up there, a bass or some­thing. Peo­ple seemed pissed at him. He’d spit on the audi­ence; they’d spit on him. That’s what you did. There was this ele­ment of, ‘You paid to see us play?’”

Four days lat­er, the band broke up. “This is no fun. No fun at all. Ever feel like you’ve been cheat­ed?” Rot­ten weari­ly said on stage in San Fran­cis­co, the Sex Pistol’s final con­cert, before walk­ing off stage and quit­ting the band. Vicious was dead a year lat­er from a hero­in over­dose.

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Sex Pis­tols Front­man John­ny Rot­ten Weighs In On Lady Gaga, Paul McCart­ney, Madon­na & Katy Per­ry

John­ny Rotten’s Cor­dial Let­ter to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: Next to the Sex Pis­tols, You’re ‘a Piss Stain’

Mal­colm McLaren: The Quest for Authen­tic Cre­ativ­i­ty

The His­to­ry of Punk Rock

Jonathan Crow is a Los Ange­les-based writer and film­mak­er whose work has appeared in Yahoo!, The Hol­ly­wood Reporter, and oth­er pub­li­ca­tions. You can fol­low him at @jonccrow.

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