The snail may leave a trail of slime behind him, but a litÂtle slime will do a man no harm… whilst if you dance with dragÂons, you must expect to burn.
- George R. R. MarÂtin, The MysÂtery Knight
As any Game of Thrones fan knows, being a knight has its downÂsides. It isn’t all powÂer, gloÂry, advanÂtaÂgeous marÂriages and gifts rangÂing from casÂtles to bags of gold.
SomeÂtimes you have to fight a truÂly forÂmiÂdaÂble oppoÂnent.
We’re not talkÂing about bunÂnies here, though there’s plenÂty of docÂuÂmenÂtaÂtion to sugÂgest medieval rabÂbits were tough cusÂtomers.
As Vox Almanac’s Phil Edwards explains, above, the many snails litÂterÂing the marÂgins of 13th-cenÂtuÂry manÂuÂscripts were also fearÂsome foes.
Boars, lions, and bears we can underÂstand, but … snails? Why?
TheÂoÂries abound.

Detail from BrunetÂto Latini’s Li Livres dou TreÂsor
Edwards favors the one in medievalÂist LilÂian M. C. Randall’s 1962 essay “The Snail in GothÂic MarÂginÂal WarÂfare.”
RanÂdall, who found some 70 instances of man-on-snail comÂbat in 29 manÂuÂscripts datÂing from the late 1200s to earÂly 1300s, believed that the tiny molÂlusks were stand ins for the GerÂmanÂic LomÂbards who invadÂed Italy in the 8th cenÂtuÂry.
After CharleÂmagne trounced the LomÂbards in 772, declarÂing himÂself King of LomÂbardy, the vanÂquished turned to usury and pawnÂbroking, earnÂing the enmiÂty of the rest of the popÂuÂlace, even those who required their serÂvices.
Their proÂfesÂsion conÂferred powÂer of a sort, the kind that tends to get one labelled cowÂardÂly, greedy, maliÂcious … and easy to put down.
Which rather begs the quesÂtion why the knights going toe-to- …uh, facÂing off against them in the marÂgins of these illuÂmiÂnatÂed manÂuÂscripts look so damn intimÂiÂdatÂed.
(ConÂverseÂly why was Rex Harrison’s Dr. DolitÂtle so unafraid of the Giant Pink Sea Snail?)

Detail from from MS. RoyÂal 10 IV E (aka the SmithÂfield DecÂreÂtals)
Let us rememÂber that the dooÂdles in medieval marÂginÂaÂlia are ediÂtoÂrÂiÂal carÂtoons wrapped in enigÂmas, much as today’s memes would seem, 800 years from now. WhatÂevÂer point—or joke—the scribe was makÂing, it’s been obscured by the mists of time.
And these things have a way of evolvÂing. The snail vs. knight motif disÂapÂpeared in the 14th-cenÂtuÂry, only to resurÂface toward the end of the 15th, when any existÂing sigÂnifÂiÂcance would very likeÂly have been taiÂlored to fit the times.

Detail from The MacÂclesÂfield Psalter
OthÂer theÂoÂries that scholÂars, art hisÂtoÂriÂans, blogÂgers, and armÂchair medievalÂists have floatÂed with regard to the symÂbolÂism of these rough and ready snails hauntÂing the marÂgins:
The ResÂurÂrecÂtion
The high clerÂgy, shrinkÂing from probÂlems of the church
The slowÂness of time
The insuÂlaÂtion of the rulÂing class
The aristocracy’s oppresÂsion of the poor
A criÂtique of social climbers
Female sexÂuÂalÂiÂty (isn’t everyÂthing?)
VirÂtuÂous humilÂiÂty, as opposed to knightÂly pride
The snail’s reign of terÂror in the garÂden (not so symÂbolÂic, perÂhaps…)
A pracÂtiÂcal-mindÂed RedÂdit comÂmenter offers the folÂlowÂing comÂmenÂtary:
I like to imagÂine a monk drawÂing out his fanÂtasÂtiÂcal dayÂdreams, the snail being his nemeÂsis, leavÂing unsightÂly trails across the page and him buildÂing up in his head this great vicÂtoÂry whereÂin he vanÂquishÂes them forÂevÂer, nevÂer again to be plagued by the beastÂly bugÂgers while creÂatÂing his masÂterÂpieces.
ReadÂers, any othÂer ideas?

Detail from The GorÂleston Psalter
Note: An earÂliÂer verÂsion of this post appeared on our site in 2019.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
A RabÂbit Rides a CharÂiÂot Pulled by Geese in an Ancient Roman MosaÂic (2nd cenÂtuÂry AD)
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer in New York City.
I think we are overÂlookÂing the most obviÂous posÂsiÂbilÂiÂty: at some point in the Medieval periÂod, mankind waged an exisÂtenÂtial war with giant snails.
The answer seems obviÂous to me, knights are known to put duty over pride. The snail repÂreÂsents the shortÂcomÂings of human nature when duty is on the line, eg movÂing slowÂly, recoilÂing at disÂgust, not sensÂing urgency, and most imporÂtantÂly not passÂing the salt.