David Sedaris fans, this is a quick one for you. Here, Sedaris reads from his newish book, When You are Engulfed in Flames. The story is called "Of Mice and Men" (his story, not Steinbeck's), and you can listen to it here or via iTunes.
And just for good measure, I'm throwing in a pretty good Sedaris impersonation. Call it "David Sedaris Delivers a Pizza."