For a young perÂson in an aniÂmaÂtion-based field, the opporÂtuÂniÂty to share new work with direcÂtor Hayao MiyazaÂki must feel like a goldÂen opporÂtuÂniÂty.
This may still hold true for Nobuo KawakaÂmi, the chairÂman of DwanÂgo, a JapanÂese telecomÂmuÂniÂcaÂtions and media comÂpaÂny, but not for the reaÂsons he likeÂly anticÂiÂpatÂed at the start of the above video.
The subÂject of their disÂcusÂsion is a comÂputÂer genÂerÂatÂed aniÂmatÂed modÂel whose artiÂfiÂcial intelÂliÂgence causÂes it to move by squirmÂing on its head. Its creÂators haven’t investÂed it with any parÂticÂuÂlar perÂsonÂalÂiÂty traits or stoÂryÂline, but its flayed appearÂance and torÂtuÂous moveÂments sugÂgest it’s unlikeÂly to be boardÂing Miyazaki’s magÂiÂcal cat bus any time soon.
Even withÂout an explicÂit narÂraÂtive, the model’s potenÂtial should be eviÂdent to anyÂone who’s ever sat through the final-reel resÂurÂrecÂtion of a horÂriÂbly maimed, preÂsumed-dead terÂrorÂizÂer of scantÂiÂly clad young ladies.
The model’s grotesque squirmÂings could also be an asset to zomÂbie video games, as KawakaÂmi excitÂedÂly points out.
Let us rememÂber that Miyazaki’s films are rootÂed not in gross-out effects, but redempÂtion, a revÂerÂence for nature, and respect for chilÂdren and all livÂing things.
The masÂter watchÂes the demonÂstraÂtion withÂout comÂment, then disÂpensÂes with traÂdiÂtionÂal JapanÂese etiÂquette in favor of some strongÂly wordÂed medÂiÂcine that leaves no doubt as to what he realÂly thought of DwanÂgo’s artiÂfiÂcialÂly intelÂliÂgent wretch:
“I am utterÂly disÂgustÂed… I strongÂly feel that this is an insult to life itself.”
(At this point, you realÂly should watch the video, to hear MiyazaÂkÂi’s openÂing stateÂment, about a disÂabled friend for whom even a simÂple high-five is a painful physÂiÂcal exerÂtion.)
Poor KawakaÂmi-san! UncerÂeÂmoÂniÂousÂly shamed in front of his colÂleagues by a nationÂal treaÂsure, he doesn’t push back. All he can offer is someÂthing along the lines of “We didn’t mean anyÂthing by it”—a stateÂment that seems credÂiÂble.
The AmerÂiÂcan presÂiÂdent may be into dehuÂmanÂizÂing those with disÂabilÂiÂties, but the DwanÂgo crew’s heads were likeÂly occuÂpied with boyÂish visions of a thrillingÂly grueÂsome zomÂbie apocÂaÂlypse.
It’s a harsh, but imporÂtant mesÂsage for MiyazaÂki to have gotÂten across. DwanÂgo is responÂsiÂble for creÂatÂing a lot of online games. In othÂer words, they hold conÂsidÂerÂable sway over impresÂsionÂable youth.
StuÂdio GhiÂbÂli co-founder Toshio SuzuÂki grants KawakaÂmi and his colÂleagues an opporÂtuÂniÂty to save face, askÂing what the team’s goals are.
“We’d like to build a machine that can draw picÂtures like humans do,” one shellÂshocked-lookÂing young man responds.
What, like, HenÂri MailÂlardeÂt’s automaÂton from 1810? While I can imagÂine such a conÂtrapÂtion showÂing up in one of Miyazaki’s steam-punk-flaÂvored advenÂtures, the hush that greets this stateÂment all but screams “wrong answer!”
What will this encounter lead to?
The release of an online game in which one scores points by hideousÂly disÂmemÂberÂing the aniÂmatÂed form of direcÂtor Hayao MiyazaÂki?
Or a newÂfound senÂsiÂtivÂiÂty, in which cool techÂnoÂlogÂiÂcal advances are viewed through a lens of actuÂal human expeÂriÂence?
Only time will tell.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.