Warm and fuzzy, she wasn’t. But that’s partly why it’s fun to imagine the acerbic Ayn Rand taking a crack at reviewing children’s movies. And that’s why it’s fun to read Mallory Ortberg’s parody in The New Yorker, which features 17 Randian reviews of classic kids films, beginning with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:
An industrious young woman neglects to charge for her housekeeping services and is rightly exploited for her naïveté. She dies without ever having sought her own happiness as the highest moral aim. I did not finish watching this movie, finding it impossible to sympathize with the main character. —No stars.
Get the remaining movie reviews — and a few more laughs — right here.
Flannery O’Connor: Friends Don’t Let Friends Read Ayn Rand (1960)
Ayn Rand Adamantly Defends Her Atheism on The Phil Donahue Show (Circa 1979)
Ayn Rand Trashes C.S. Lewis in Her Marginalia: He’s an “Abysmal Bastard”
I guess that would be humorous without any contextual knowledge of her philosophy.