As hard as it may be to believe, some of us have nevÂer seen a movie belongÂing to the MarÂvel CinÂeÂmatÂic UniÂverse. If you’re one of those uniniÂtiÂatÂed, none of the countÂless clips incorÂpoÂratÂed into the Like StoÂries of Old video essay above will tempt you to get iniÂtiÂatÂed. Nor will the laments aired by host Tom van der LinÂden, who, despite once enjoyÂing the MCU himÂself, evenÂtuÂalÂly came to wonÂder why keepÂing up with its releasÂes had begun to feel less like a thrill than a chore. As if their CGI-laden sound and fury weren’t tryÂing enough, there’s also “the conÂstant quipÂping, the annoyÂing self-awareÂness, the fact that everyÂthing has to be a franÂchise now.”
Van der LinÂden labels a cenÂtral facÂtor in the decline of the MCU “stoÂryÂtelling entropy.” ClasÂsic films, you may have noticed, conÂcenÂtrate pracÂtiÂcalÂly all the enerÂgy in every facet of their proÂducÂtion toward the expresÂsion of speÂcifÂic themes, stoÂries, and charÂacÂters; at their best, their every line, gesÂture, cut, and invenÂtion repÂreÂsents the tip of an artisÂtic iceÂberg. Take, to use a popÂuÂlar examÂple, the lightsaber introÂduced in Star Wars, which Van der LinÂden calls “not just a weapon, but a metaphor” that “symÂbolÂiÂcalÂly comÂmuÂniÂcates a lot about the phiÂlosÂoÂphy of its wieldÂer, and about the largÂer world that it exists in,” conÂdensÂing “a mulÂtiÂtude of meanÂings and ideas into a simÂple, sinÂguÂlar object.”
It does so in the first two or three movies, at any rate. In the decades since, as the Star Wars uniÂverse has grown ever vaster, more comÂplex, and conÂcepÂtuÂalÂly unwieldy, so the proÂlifÂerÂaÂtion and modÂiÂfiÂcaÂtion of the once-marÂvelous lightsaber has turned it into someÂthing munÂdane, even banal. So it goes with stoÂryÂtelling entropy, a pheÂnomÂeÂnon that afflicts every narÂraÂtive franÂchise comÂmerÂcialÂly comÂpelled to grow withÂout end. That process of expanÂsion evenÂtuÂalÂly turns even the most capÂtiÂvatÂing origÂiÂnal mateÂriÂals difÂfuse and uninÂvolvÂing to all but the hardÂest-core fans — by which point it has usuÂalÂly become obviÂous that creÂators themÂselves have long since lost their own pasÂsion for the stoÂries.
Most MCU viewÂers will admit that it has proÂduced missÂes as well as hits. But MarÂvelizaÂtion, as Van der LinÂden calls it, has also inspired othÂer, imiÂtaÂtive corÂpoÂrate franÂchisÂes to pump out globÂalÂly marÂketable conÂtent fierceÂly proÂtectÂed by intelÂlecÂtuÂal propÂerÂty lawyers — and has even drained the interÂest out of realms of film and teleÂviÂsion that have nothÂing to do with superÂheroes, swords, or sci-fi. HolÂlyÂwood has always been about the botÂtom line, of course, but only in recent decades have marÂket satÂuÂraÂtion, cross-platÂform stratÂeÂgy, and maxÂiÂmum crossover potenÂtial come to domÂiÂnate its priÂorÂiÂties so comÂpleteÂly. From the MCU or othÂerÂwise, a MarÂvelized movie is one that, at botÂtom, has no pressÂing need to be made — and that we, ultiÂmateÂly, feel no pressÂing need to see.
RelatÂed conÂtent:
Why Movies Don’t Feel Real AnyÂmore: A Close Look at ChangÂing FilmÂmakÂing TechÂniques
Based in Seoul, ColÂin Marshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the SubÂstack newsletÂter Books on Cities and the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles. FolÂlow him on the social netÂwork forÂmerÂly known as TwitÂter at @colinmarshall.







