“I’m too young to have been around when these were curÂrent,” reads one YouTube comÂment postÂed to a piece of FireÂsign TheÂatre mateÂrÂiÂal, “but as soon as I heard their first four albums or so, my dad’s jokes sudÂdenÂly made sense.” RespondÂing to anothÂer clip, someÂone else recalls, “My father quotÂed bits of their show throughÂout my entire childÂhood, and as we got oldÂer we asked where they came from.” A third comÂmenter appears below yet anothÂer artiÂfact from a FireÂsign record: “My dad has been lisÂtenÂing to this since it came out in 1969, and I myself have been lisÂtenÂing to it since he showed me it when I was sevÂen in 1989… and we’re STILL findÂing new things about it.” I count myself in this parade of late-twenÂties-earÂly-thirÂties lisÂtenÂers who embrace enthuÂsiÂasm for the FireÂsign TheÂatre as their patroÂcliny. HavÂing nevÂer known a world withÂout all four of these guys whom Robert ChristÂgau was callÂing “the grand old men of head comÂeÂdy” even in 1977, we find ourÂselves not just disÂmayed but starÂtled by the passÂing of foundÂing memÂber Peter Bergman last FriÂday.
For a refreshÂer course — or even a first course — in the inimÂitable FireÂsign senÂsiÂbilÂiÂty, look no furÂther than the quartet’s 1970 album Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the PliÂers, availÂable in four parts on YouTube. EnthuÂsiÂasts of stuÂdio-recordÂed comÂeÂdy conÂsidÂer it the Ulysses of the form (or even its Finnegans Wake), though you won’t have to perÂform quite so much scholÂarÂship before you’re allowed to laugh at the jokes.
In the late sixÂties and earÂly sevÂenÂties, Bergman and his co-surÂreÂalÂists Phil Austin, David OssÂman, and Philip ProcÂtor realÂized they could use then-modÂern recordÂing stuÂdio techÂnolÂoÂgy not just as a facilÂiÂty for capÂturÂing comÂeÂdy, but for creÂatÂing comÂeÂdy — a new kind of comÂeÂdy nobody had ever heard before. LayÂerÂing speech upon noise upon sonÂic abstracÂtion, the FireÂsign TheÂatre did with the traÂdiÂtions of radio comÂeÂdy what Steely Dan did with those of jazz and rock, craftÂing a dense satirÂiÂcal polyphoÂny of jab, wordÂplay, alluÂsion, and conÂtrolled inarÂticÂuÂlaÂcy that yields difÂferÂent laughs on difÂferÂent levÂels dependÂing on where, when, and who you are. This proved the ideÂal way to tell the stoÂry of Don’t Crush That Dwarf’s proÂtagÂoÂnist George Leroy Tirebiter, forÂmer teen actor and curÂrent wee-hour chanÂnel-flipÂper in a dystopiÂan future Los AngeÂles cloudÂed with evanÂgeÂlism, huckÂsterÂism, and creepÂing paraÂnoia.
Bergman himÂself said they made their records to be heard about eighty times. If we in this newest wave of adult FireÂsign TheÂatre fanÂdom believe the colÂlege stoÂries our fathers tell, Don’t Crush That Dwarf could play eighty times durÂing the course of a sinÂgle parÂty. (Before the invenÂtion of the interÂnet, I supÂpose you took your intelÂlecÂtuÂal stimÂuÂlaÂtion where you found it.) Unlike them, we didn’t come upon the album by way of an insisÂtent friend sitÂting us down with a pair of headÂphones and a joint; we’ve been hearÂing Dad play the thing since we were in diaÂpers. I find it imposÂsiÂble to imagÂine a childÂhood — indeed, an exisÂtence — withÂout conÂstant refÂerÂences to hot-butÂtered groat clusÂters, Morse SciÂence High School, Ersatz BrothÂers CofÂfee, or the DepartÂment of RedunÂdanÂcy DepartÂment. I haven’t quite heard the FireÂsign Theatre’s masÂterÂpiece eighty times yet, but whenÂevÂer I put on their interÂpreÂtaÂtion of Hesiod’s five ages of man by way of the five ages of Tirebiter’s life, I lisÂten with the conÂfiÂdence that it will last me through five of my own.
Links to each part of Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the PliÂers: one, two, three, four
ColÂin MarÂshall hosts and proÂduces NoteÂbook on Cities and CulÂture. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall.