Kevin Smith’s 1994 debut Clerks did much to define the low-budÂget, high-proÂfile “Indiewood” boom of that era. But set a trend on AmerÂiÂca’s culÂturÂal fringe, and it nevÂer takes long for the mainÂstream to come callÂing. In this case, the mainÂstream wantÂed to cash in on a Clerks teleÂviÂsion sitÂcom, the only proÂduced episode of which spent the past couÂple decades lanÂguishÂing in the vast graveÂyard of pilots no netÂwork would pick up before its redisÂcovÂery just this year. You can watch it in all its sanÂiÂtized gloÂry just above.
Even though those of us who grew up on the mid-1990s teleÂviÂsuÂal landÂscape won’t recÂogÂnize the nevÂer-aired Clerks itself, we’ll recÂogÂnize its senÂsiÂbilÂiÂty right away. “It gives me bad flashÂbacks to the pre-web monoÂculÂture,” writes one comÂmenter on the MetafilÂter thread about the show — a monoÂculÂture built, at that time, upon one-linÂers and their corÂreÂspondÂing laugh tracks, flopÂpy hair and bagÂgy clothes. IronÂiÂcalÂly, it was that very same domÂiÂnant glossy blandÂness that made Clerks, the movie, feel so fresh when it first made its way from fesÂtiÂval to theÂatriÂcal release.
Still, this failed TV adapÂtaÂtion does retain a few eleÂments of its source mateÂrÂiÂal: the conÂveÂnience-store setÂting (though here called Rose MarÂket rather than Quick Stop), the main charÂacÂters named Dante and RanÂdal. But the resemÂblance more or less stops there. “Gone are the movie’s iconÂic drug dealÂers Jay and Silent Bob,” writes the A.V. Club’s ChristoÂpher CurÂley, “replaced by backÂup charÂacÂters includÂing an ice cream servÂer and a tanÂning salon ditz. Some of the beats of the film are still there, like RanÂdal harassÂing his video store cusÂtomers, but nothÂing lands or even remoteÂly coheres.”
Kevin Smith made Clerks with $27,575. Clerks the sitÂcom pilot, made entireÂly withÂout Smith’s involveÂment, cerÂtainÂly cost much more — monÂey that bought zero culÂturÂal impact, espeÂcialÂly by comÂparÂiÂson to the film that inspired it. The Indiewood moveÂment showed us how much untapped vitalÂiÂty AmerÂiÂcan cinÂeÂma still had; almost everyÂthing on teleÂviÂsion looked like lifeÂless proÂducÂtions-by-comÂmitÂtee by comÂparÂiÂson. But now that Clerks has passed its twenÂtiÂeth anniverÂsary, the tables have turned, and we look to teleÂviÂsion for the raw, real stoÂries HolÂlyÂwood doesÂn’t tell. The traÂvails of a couÂple of young sex- and Star Wars-obsessed dead-enders in grim subÂurÂban New JerÂsey, shot in black-and-white 16-milÂlimeÂter film — would CBS care to hear more?
via MetafilÂter/AV Club
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Watch the HardÂcore OrigÂiÂnal EndÂing to Kevin Smith’s 1994 Cult Hit Clerks
Watch Kevin Smith’s Clever First Film, Mae Day: The CrumÂbling of a DocÂuÂmenÂtary (1992)
The Always-NSFW Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes Catch Up in Jay and Silent Bob Get Old PodÂcast
Hear Kevin Smith’s Three Tips For AspirÂing FilmÂmakÂers (NSFW)
ColÂin MarÂshall writes on cities, lanÂguage, Asia, and men’s style. He’s at work on a book about Los AngeÂles, A Los AngeÂles Primer, and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.






