
David Lynch’s Dune, the $40 milÂlion cinÂeÂmatÂic specÂtaÂcle based on Frank HerÂbert’s sciÂence-ficÂtion epic, faced more than its fair share of chalÂlenges: Lynch’s lack of artisÂtic conÂtrol, elabÂoÂrate but not quite sucÂcessÂful speÂcial effects, source mateÂrÂiÂal so unsuitÂed to feaÂture-film adapÂtaÂtion that audiÂences had to read glosÂsaries before the first screenÂings. In an attempt to get ahead of bad buzz, the masÂsive adverÂtisÂing and merÂchanÂdisÂing blitz had begun well before the movie’s ChristÂmas 1984 release, but none of its flaks seemed to underÂstand the enterÂprise of Dune any betÂter than most of those viewÂers did.

Case in point: the Dune colÂorÂing and activÂiÂty books, eviÂdence that, as Comics Alliance’s Jason MicheÂlitch writes, “what UniÂverÂsal PicÂtures wantÂed was a Star Wars of their very own — a whiz-bang space advenÂture for eight-year-olds that they could merÂchanÂdise the heck out of to the wide-eyed kids that just a year preÂviÂous had wheeÂdled their parÂents into buyÂing plush ewok dolls and toy lightsabers. Instead, Lynch and proÂducÂer Dino De LauÂrenÂtis proÂvidÂed them with a dark epic actuÂalÂly fit for conÂsumpÂtion by thinkÂing adults. ImagÂine their chaÂgrin.”

MeredÂith Yanos at CoilÂhouse offers a more detailed writeÂup of the hours of fun on offer in these tonalÂly bizarre books: “First, there’s the Dune ColÂorÂing Book, 44 pages of lurid scenes feaÂturÂing conÂspirÂaÂtoÂrÂiÂal charÂacÂters from the film. Then there’s the Dune ActivÂiÂty Book. 60 pages of puzÂzles and games, mazes and more picÂtures for colÂorÂing,” includÂing a recipe for “No-Bake Spice CookÂies” that subÂstiÂtutes comÂmon cinÂnaÂmon for Dune’s Spice, a “wacky awareÂness specÂtrum narÂcotÂic that conÂtrols the uniÂverse.” OthÂer volÂumes conÂtain Dune-themed paper dolls, Dune-themed word puzÂzles, and even Dune-themed math probÂlems.

Though Dune remains priÂmarÂiÂly rememÂbered as one of the worst flops in cinÂeÂma hisÂtoÂry (and even Lynch himÂself usuÂalÂly refusÂes to disÂcuss it), a few fans have also come to its defense over the past 32 years. Some of them have no doubt wantÂed to pass this reviÂsionÂist appreÂciÂaÂtion down to their chilÂdren, a task the Dune colÂorÂing and activÂiÂty books may (or may not) make easÂiÂer. If you buy them on AmaÂzon, you’ll have to pay between $45 and $75 each — nothÂing comÂpared to the cost of anyÂthing in the actuÂal proÂducÂtion of Dune, of course, but still, you may want to keep an eye on eBay instead.

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Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities and culÂture. He’s at work on the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles, the video series The City in CinÂeÂma, the crowdÂfundÂed jourÂnalÂism project Where Is the City of the Future?, and the Los AngeÂles Review of Books’ Korea Blog. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.






