In the age of Banksy, anonymiÂty, enerÂgy, and actÂing withÂout perÂmisÂsion comÂbine to make a potent brew. Those whose work springs up in a pubÂlic setÂting overnight, withÂout priÂor announceÂment or transÂacÂtion, are freely assumed to be pasÂsionÂate swashÂbuckÂlers, brimÂming with talÂent and sly social comÂmenÂtary.
But what about an anonyÂmous midÂdle-aged man who roams the streets of BrisÂtol, armed not with stenÂcils and spray paint, but a sponge-tipped broom hanÂdle that allows him to corÂrect the impropÂer puncÂtuÂaÂtion on local busiÂnessÂes’ awnings and out-of-reach sigÂnage?
The so-called “gramÂmar vigÂiÂlante,” above, became an InterÂnet senÂsaÂtion after a BBC reporter trailed him on one of his nightÂly rounds, watchÂing him apply adheÂsive-backed aposÂtroÂphes where needÂed and eradÂiÂcate incorÂrectÂly placed ones with blank, colÂor-matched stickÂers.
While the manÂagÂer of CamÂbridge Motors (forÂmerÂly known as CamÂbridge Motor’s) hailed the unknown citÂiÂzen who musÂcled his splinÂtery woodÂen sign into comÂpliÂance with the King’s EngÂlish, elseÂwhere, the backÂlash has been bruÂtal and swift.
The chairÂman of the Queen’s EngÂlish SociÂety shares the anonyÂmous crusader’s pain, but frowns on his uncredÂitÂed exeÂcuÂtion.
The TeleÂgraph is one of sevÂerÂal pubÂliÂcaÂtions to have called him a “pedant.”
And the ownÂer of Tux & Tails, whose webÂsite perÂsists in describÂing the busiÂness as a “genÂtleÂmans outÂfitÂters,” is angry over what he says will be the cost of restorÂing a large vinyl sign, installed less than a year ago. “It looks like bird shit,” he declared to The BrisÂtol Post.
On this side of the pond, Erin BrenÂner, an instrucÂtor in the UniÂverÂsiÂty of CalÂiÂforÂnia San Diego Extension’s CopyÂeditÂing CerÂtifiÂcate proÂgram, comes down hard in her CopyÂeditÂing blog. In her opinÂion, there’s nothÂing to be gained from pubÂlicly shamÂing strangers for their puncÂtuÂaÂtion boo boos:
It is not a kindness—it’s abhorÂrent behavior…It also gives the world a misÂguidÂed idea about what proÂfesÂsionÂal ediÂtors, who are also pasÂsionÂate about lanÂguage, do. We don’t go around slapÂping our authors’ wrists in pubÂlic and telling them how wrong and stuÂpid they are.
Those with reaÂson to fear vigÂiÂlante jusÂtice for their pubÂlic puncÂtuÂaÂtion should be advised that the web abounds with aposÂtroÂphe usage videos, one of which is above.
Watch a longer segÂment on the GramÂmar VigÂiÂlante here.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
CorÂmac McCarthy’s Three PuncÂtuÂaÂtion Rules, and How They All Go Back to James Joyce
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.

