Author Kurt VonÂnegut was posÂsessed of a droll, unsenÂtiÂmenÂtal pubÂlic speakÂing style. A son of IndiÂanapoÂlis, he nevÂer lost his Hoosier accent, despite lengthy stints in Cape Cod and New York City.
Actor Ian McKÂellen, on the othÂer hand, exudes warmth. He’s a charmer who tells a stoÂry with a twinÂkle in his eye, alterÂing his voice and facial expresÂsions to heightÂen the effect. (Check out his MagÂgie Smith.) Vocal trainÂing has only enhanced his beauÂtiÂful instruÂment. (He can make a tire repair manÂuÂal sound like ShakeÂspeare.)
These two lions may have come at their respecÂtive crafts from difÂferÂent angles, but Sir Ian did VonÂnegut proud, above, as part of LetÂters Live, an ongoÂing celÂeÂbraÂtion of the endurÂing powÂer of litÂerÂary corÂreÂsponÂdence.
The letÂter in quesÂtion was penned the year before Vonnegut’s death, in reply to five stuÂdents at a Jesuit high school in New York City, regretÂfulÂly declinÂing their inviÂtaÂtion to visÂit.
Instead, he gave them two assignÂments.
One was fairÂly uniÂverÂsal, the sort of thing one might encounter in a comÂmenceÂment address: make art and in so doing, learn about life, and yourÂself.
The othÂer was more conÂcrete:
Write a 6 line rhyming poem
Don’t show it or recite it to anyÂone.
Tear it up into litÂtle pieces
DisÂcard the pieces in wideÂly sepÂaÂratÂed trash recepÂtaÂcles
Why?
A chance for Xavier High School’s all male stuÂdent body to air romanÂtic feelÂings withÂout fear of disÂcovÂery or rejecÂtion?
MayÂhaps, but the true purÂpose of the secÂond assignÂment is encapÂsuÂlatÂed in the first—to “expeÂriÂence becomÂing” through a creÂative act.
This notion clearÂly strikes a chord with Sir Ian, 17 years younger than VonÂnegut but by the time of the 2016 perÂforÂmance, closÂing in on the iguaÂna-like age VonÂnegut had been when he wrote the letÂter.
Should we attribute the quiver on the closÂing line to actÂing or genÂuine emoÂtion on Sir Ian’s part?
Either way, it’s a loveÂly renÂdiÂtion.
NovemÂber 5, 2006
Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. LockÂwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely, BatÂten, MauÂrÂer and ConÂgiusÂta:
I thank you for your friendÂly letÂters. You sure know how to cheer up a realÂly old geezer (84) in his sunÂset years. I don’t make pubÂlic appearÂances any more because I now resemÂble nothÂing so much as an iguaÂna.
What I had to say to you, moreÂover, would not take long, to wit: PracÂtice any art, music, singing, dancÂing, actÂing, drawÂing, paintÂing, sculptÂing, poetÂry, ficÂtion, essays, reportage, no matÂter how well or badÂly, not to get monÂey and fame, but to expeÂriÂence becomÂing, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow.
SeriÂousÂly! I mean startÂing right now, do art and do it for the rest of your lives. Draw a funÂny or nice picÂture of Ms. LockÂwood, and give it to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the showÂer and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potaÂtoes. PreÂtend you’re Count DracÂuÂla.
Here’s an assignÂment for tonight, and I hope Ms. LockÂwood will flunk you if you don’t do it: Write a six line poem, about anyÂthing, but rhymed. No fair tenÂnis withÂout a net. Make it as good as you posÂsiÂbly can. But don’t tell anyÂbody what you’re doing. Don’t show it or recite it to anyÂbody, not even your girlÂfriend or parÂents or whatÂevÂer, or Ms. LockÂwood. OK?
Tear it up into teeÂny-weeÂny pieces, and disÂcard them into wideÂly sepÂaÂratÂed trash recepÂtiÂcals. You will find that you have already been gloÂriÂousÂly rewardÂed for your poem. You have expeÂriÂenced becomÂing, learned a lot more about what’s inside you, and you have made your soul grow.
God bless you all!
Kurt VonÂnegut
(Ian McKellen’s othÂer LetÂters Live perÂforÂmance is a ficÂtionÂal comÂing out letÂter from ArmisÂtead Maupin’s Tales of the City, from a gay charÂacÂter to his AniÂta Bryant-supÂportÂing parÂents.)
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
In 1988, Kurt VonÂnegut Writes a LetÂter to PeoÂple LivÂing in 2088, GivÂing 7 Pieces of Advice
Why Should We Read Kurt VonÂnegut? An AniÂmatÂed Video Makes the Case
Kurt VonÂnegut Offers 8 Tips on How to Write Good Short StoÂries (and AmusÂingÂly Graphs the Shapes Those StoÂries Can Take)
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inkyzine. Join her in NYC on MonÂday, SepÂtemÂber 9 for anothÂer seaÂson of her book-based variÂety show, NecroÂmancers of the PubÂlic Domain. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.