QuesÂtion for the drinkers out there:
Does strong beer takÂen in modÂerÂate quanÂtiÂties at mealÂtimes make you cheerÂful?
Yeah, me too!
That gives us a temÂperÂaÂture of 10 accordÂing to 18th-cenÂtuÂry physiÂcian John CoakÂley LettÂsom’s “moral and physÂiÂcal therÂmomeÂter,” one of his Hints Designed to ProÂmote BenefÂiÂcence, TemÂperÂance, and MedÂical SciÂence (1797).
It’s nothÂing to be ashamed of—anything above zero conÂstiÂtutes a passÂing score. The founder of the MedÂical SociÂety of LonÂdon, LettÂsom was a proÂpoÂnent of true temÂperÂance, not total abstiÂnence. AccordÂing to his rubric, a “small beer” has all the virtues of milk and water.
Dip below a zero, though, and you’re in for a bumpy night.
Punch is apparÂentÂly the gateÂway to such demon influÂences as flip, shrub, whiskey and rum. Gosh. You may as well just skip the punch and go straight for the hard stuff, if, as in Lettsom’s view, they all end in the same vices and disÂeases.
PukÂing and Tremors of the Hands in the MornÂing?
Yes, on occaÂsion.
PeevÂishÂness, IdleÂness, and ObscenÂiÂty?
Yep, that too.
MurÂder, MadÂness, and Death?
MerÂciÂfulÂly, no. At least not yet.
While not entireÂly free of stigÂma, alcoÂholism is now someÂthing many view through the lens of AA, a probÂlem best remeÂdied through a sysÂtem of perÂsonÂal accountÂabilÂiÂty shored up by a netÂwork of nonÂjudgÂmenÂtal, symÂpaÂthetÂic supÂport.
Back in Lettsom’s day, when an alcoÂholic hit rock botÂtom, it was assumed he or she would stay there, a task made easÂiÂer when the wages of this parÂticÂuÂlar sin includÂed the poor house, a one way tickÂet to the Botany Bay penal colony, and the galÂlows.
Such loomÂing conÂseÂquences are easÂiÂly laughed off when you’ve had a snoot, which may be why LettÂsom also pubÂlished the illusÂtratÂed verÂsion of his therÂmomeÂter below. A picÂture is worth a thouÂsand words, parÂticÂuÂlarÂly when depictÂing the pre-DickÂenÂsian misÂery that awaits the drunkÂard and his famÂiÂly.
via RebecÂca Onion and Slate
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
George Washington’s 110 Rules for CivilÂiÂty and Decent BehavÂior
Thomas Jefferson’s HandÂwritÂten VanilÂla Ice Cream Recipe
“The Vertue of the COFFEE Drink”: An Ad for London’s First Cafe PrintÂed CirÂca 1652
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, homeÂschoolÂer, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday



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