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“Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.”
–Henry IV, part 2
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And if you’d like your insults on the go, there’s also an iPhone app that does similar things.
Thanks for flagging that. I added a mention to the post.
Cheers,
Dan
Shakespearian quotes regarding my laundry:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/2/10bastos.html