“The Franz KafÂka Rock Opera” comes from SeaÂson 1 of a 1999 video series called Home Movies. In this episode, we find the charÂacÂter Dwayne writÂing a rock opera based on Kafka’s famous novelÂla The MetaÂmorÂphoÂsis. It’s not TomÂmy or QuadropheÂnia — two of the greatÂest rock operas ever made. But it does, true to form, feaÂture lyrics and song. You can watch a segÂment of the rock opera above.
· KafÂka Song #1: IntroÂducÂtion
He is Franz KafÂka!
Franz KafÂka!
Be careÂful if you get him pissed…
Franz! Franz KafÂka!
He’ll smite you with metaphor fists!
WritÂing all he can, he’s just a man
A warÂrior of words takÂing a stand
He is Franz KafÂka!
SpoÂken: Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?
I’m a loneÂly German…a loneÂly GerÂman from Prague!
KafÂka! KafÂka! KafÂka!· KafÂka Song #2: TurnÂing into a bug
I don’t know what’s wrong with me I think I’m turnÂing into a bug
I see douÂble what I see I think I’m turnÂing into a bug
I ain’t got no self-esteem I think I’m turnÂing into a bug
Bet you fifty dolÂlars I’m a man, I’m a scholÂar and I’m turnÂing into a bug
MomÂma like a dadÂdy like a baby like a baby like I’ll turn into a bug
Yeah! Yeah!
He is Franz KafÂka!· KafÂka Song #3: LivÂing like a bug ain’t easy
LivÂing like a bug ain’t easy
My old clothes don’t seem to fit me
I got litÂtle tiny bug feet
I don’t realÂly know what bugs eat
Don’t want no one stepÂping on me
Now I’m symÂpaÂthizÂing with fleas
LivÂing like a bug ain’t easy…· KafÂka Song #4: EndÂing
SpoÂken: WelÂcome to heavÂen Franz! My name is God! I think you’re going to like it here!
He is Franz KafÂka!· Louis, Louis End Rap
Well, I’m, curÂing disÂease
HelpÂing blind peoÂple read
Don’t drink that milk withÂout talkÂing to me (Oh yeah!)
I’m savÂing those who can’t see with their eyes
Don’t mess with me you’ll get pasÂteurÂized!
Yeah! Come on! Come on! Louis Louis in the house! Break it down!
(Jason does a human beatÂbox)· KafÂka End Song
Right now he can
He’s just a man
A warÂrior of words
TakÂing a stand
He grew up very poor
He’s steel, it’s to the core
Born in 1883 died in 1924
He is Franz KafÂka!
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Franz Kafka’s Kafkaesque Love LetÂters
Vladimir Nabokov Makes EdiÂtoÂrÂiÂal Tweaks to Franz Kafka’s NovelÂla The MetaÂmorÂphoÂsis
The Art of Franz KafÂka: DrawÂings from 1907–1917








