In sixth grade, my friend Amy Osborn’s parÂents took us to a screenÂing of Annie Hall. The bedÂroom scenes with CarÂol Kane, Janet MarÂgolin and Diane Keaton were chaste by today’s stanÂdards. The reparÂtee was so beyond my frame of refÂerÂence, it caused but litÂtle disÂcomÂfort. What did me in was the two-line exchange between a carÂtoon Woody Allen and Snow White’s Wicked Queen conÂcernÂing her periÂod (or lack thereÂof). Are You There God? It’s Me, MarÂgaret was our sacred text, but its most senÂsaÂtionÂal subÂject matter—menstruation—was deeply taboo outÂside of my 1970’s IndiÂana tribe. I could have died, knowÂing Mr. Osborn was sitÂting right there. The one conÂsoÂlaÂtion was that my own parÂents weren’t.
These awkÂward encounÂters can be definÂing, which explains why the Tribeca Film FesÂtiÂval sought to ferÂret them out as part of its One QuesÂtion series. It’s impresÂsive that the four direcÂtors and one proÂducÂer feaÂtured above decidÂed to purÂsue careers in film after inadÂverÂtentÂly sharÂing with their parÂents such tenÂder moments as a masÂturÂbatÂing Philip SeyÂmour HoffÂman in Todd Solondz’s semÂiÂnal (parÂdon the pun) HapÂpiÂness or the relentÂless defloÂration scene at the top of LarÂry Clark’s Kids.
PerÂhaps you can relate. If so, please spill the gory details below. ProÂvidÂed you’re strong enough to revisÂit the trauÂma, what was your most cringe-inducÂing moment at the movies with your mom or dad, or—let’s not be ageist here—your kids?
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
The StoÂry Of MenÂstruÂaÂtion: Watch Walt Disney’s Sex Ed Film from 1946
Dustin HoffÂman Talks Sex from the ComÂfort of His Own Bed (1968)
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday grows less ashamed with every passÂing year. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday
