PriÂor to pubÂlic radio superÂstarÂdom, Ira Glass enjoyed modÂest sucÂcess as an amaÂteur teenage magiÂcian with a side in balÂloon aniÂmals. At the behest of RookÂie, an online magÂaÂzine by and for teen girls, Glass shared some trade secrets gleaned from the 1974 pamÂphlet, Roger’s RubÂber Ark, VolÂume II. Ignore the diaÂbolÂiÂcal squeakÂing, and you’ll come out of this video knowÂing every step that goes into a seatÂed Snoopy and a surÂprisÂingÂly eleÂgant French pooÂdle.
Even betÂter than the balÂloon how-tos are Glass’ straightÂforÂward responsÂes to RookÂie readÂers’ quesÂtions, a chalÂlenge preÂviÂousÂly faced by Jon Hamm and Paul Rudd.
He applauds the courage of “AnonyÂmous,” who revealed her true feelÂings to a crush via text mesÂsage. But, when preÂsentÂed with the facts, Glass conÂcludes unequivÂoÂcalÂly that her senÂtiÂment is not shared. (It’s not.)
The entireÂty of womÂankind will embrace him for what he has to say to nerdy girls and those with short hairÂdos.
And when the topÂic turns to conÂdom etiÂquette and felÂlaÂtio, well, let’s just say that the teenagers of the world could use more sex eduÂcaÂtors like Ira Glass.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Ira Glass on the Art of StoÂryÂtelling


