Behold, the ingeÂnious underÂground bicyÂcle storÂage of Japan! What a vision of futurÂist effiÂcienÂcy — the only thing missÂing is RayÂmond Scott’s PowÂerÂhouse (aka Bugs BunÂny facÂtoÂry music).
JapanÂese culÂturÂal comÂmenÂtaÂtor DanÂny Choo strapped a camÂera to his seat to capÂture a bike’s eye view of the robotÂic Eco Cycle Anti-SeisÂmic UnderÂground BicyÂcle Park. It takes an averÂage of 8 secÂonds for two-wheelÂers to make the jourÂney — human involveÂment stops at the street levÂel card readÂer.
(One interÂnet comÂmenter wonÂdered what hapÂpens if the sysÂtem malfunctions…and all I can say is I once spent what felt like an eterÂniÂty, trapped in Disney’s HauntÂed ManÂsion.)
As futurÂisÂtic visions go, it’s a finite one. The enviÂronÂmenÂtalÂly-friendÂly design allows for fairÂly easy de-instalÂlaÂtion, should pubÂlic demand for safe, subÂterÂranean bike parkÂing wane.
It’s also earthÂquake-proof, a feaÂture which gives rise to all sorts of dystopiÂan PlanÂet of the Apes-style fanÂtasies (replace Apes with Bikes).
Cities from LonÂdon and Paris to New York and Hangzhou have embraced bikeÂsharÂing schemes, but the JapanÂese modÂel allows cyclists to keep their own rides. Signs postÂed at street levÂel remind ridÂers to remove perÂsonÂal effects like pets (!) before using the sysÂtem.) UnlimÂitÂed parkÂing and retrieval comes in at under 20 bucks a month.
It’s an idea whose time has come. As of this writÂing, the cycle-friendÂly NetherÂlands is plotÂting the world’s largest bike park — underÂderÂground — to be launched in 2018.
Hat tip to DanÂny Choo.
- Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday
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