NitroÂgen.
PhosÂphoÂrous.
Arsenic.
Aw, you sunk my batÂtleÂship!
MilÂton Bradley’s clasÂsic board game, BatÂtleÂship, can now be added to the rosÂter of fun, creÂative ways to comÂmit the PeriÂodÂic Table of EleÂments to memÂoÂry.
Karyn Tripp, a homeÂschoolÂing mothÂer of four, was inspired by her eldest’s love of sciÂence to creÂate PeriÂodÂic Table BatÂtleÂship. I might sugÂgest that the game is of even greater valÂue to those who don’t natÂuÂralÂly gravÂiÂtate toward the subÂject.
Faced with the option of learnÂing the eleÂments via showÂer curÂtain or cofÂfee mug osmoÂsis, I think I’d preÂfer to take out an opponent’s subÂmaÂrine.
Rules of engageÂment are very simÂiÂlar to the origÂiÂnal. Rather than callÂing out posiÂtions on a grid, playÂers set their torÂpeÂdoes for speÂcifÂic eleÂment names, abbreÂviÂaÂtions or coorÂdiÂnates. Advanced playÂers might go for the atomÂic numÂber. the linÂgo is the same: “hit,” “miss” and—say it with me—“you sunk my batÂtleÂship!”
The winÂner is the playÂer who wipes out the other’s fleet, though I might toss the losÂer a couÂple of reinÂforceÂment vesÂsels, should he or she demonÂstrate passÂing familÂiarÂiÂty with varÂiÂous metÂals, haloÂgens, and noble gasÂes.
To make your own PeriÂodÂic Table BatÂtleÂship set you will need:
4 copies of the PeriÂodÂic Table (lamÂiÂnate them for reuse)
2 file foldÂers
paper clips, tape or glue
2 markÂers (dry erase markÂers if playÂing with lamÂiÂnatÂed tables
To AssemÂble and Play:
As you know, the PeriÂodÂic Table is already numÂbered along the top. Label each of the four tables’ verÂtiÂcal rows alphaÂbetÂiÂcalÂly (to help younger playÂers and those inclined to fruitÂless searchÂing for the eleÂments desÂigÂnatÂed by their oppoÂnent)
FasÂten two PeriÂodÂic Tables to each foldÂer, facÂing the same direcÂtion.
Uses markÂers to cirÂcle the posiÂtion of your ships on the lowÂer Table:
5 conÂsecÂuÂtive spaces: airÂcraft carÂriÂer
4 conÂsecÂuÂtive spaces: batÂtleÂship
3 conÂsecÂuÂtive spaces: destroyÂer or subÂmaÂrine
2 conÂsecÂuÂtive spaces: patrol boat
Prop the foldÂers up with books or some othÂer method to preÂvent oppoÂnents from sneakÂing peeks at your marÂitime stratÂeÂgy.
Take turns callÂing out coorÂdiÂnates, eleÂment names, abbreÂviÂaÂtions or atomÂic numÂbers:
When a turn results in a miss, put an X on the corÂreÂspondÂing spot on the upper table.
When a turn results in a hit, cirÂcle the corÂreÂspondÂing spot on the upper table.
ConÂtinÂue play until the batÂtle is won.
Repeat until the Table of EleÂments is masÂtered.
SupÂpleÂment libÂerÂalÂly with Tom Lehrer’s EleÂments song.
Those not inclined toward arts and crafts can purÂchase a pre-made PeriÂodÂic Table BatÂtleÂship set from Tripp’s Etsy shop.
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Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer, secÂuÂlar homeÂschoolÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. Her play ZamÂboni Godot is openÂing in New York City in March 2017. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.