There comes a point in every nationÂal elecÂtion year when I reach total satÂuÂraÂtion and have to tune it all out to stay sane—the nonÂstop streams of vitÂriÂol, the specÂtaÂcles of elecÂtoral dysÂfuncÂtion, the ads, the ads, the ads. I’m sure I’m not alone in this. But imagÂine how difÂferÂentÂly we could feel about presÂiÂdenÂtial elecÂtions if peoÂple like, I don’t know, Dizzy GilleÂspie could get on a major tickÂet? That’s what might have hapÂpened in 1964 if “a litÂtle-known presÂiÂdenÂtial camÂpaign… had been able to vault the milÂlionÂaires-only hurÂdle.” What began as one of Dizzy’s famous pracÂtiÂcal jokes, and a way to raise monÂey for CORE (ConÂgress for Racial EqualÂiÂty) and othÂer civÂil rights orgaÂniÂzaÂtions became someÂthing more, a way for Dizzy’s fans to imagÂine an alterÂnaÂtive to the “millionaire’s‑only” club repÂreÂsentÂed by LynÂdon JohnÂson and BarÂry GoldÂwaÂter.
Gillespie’s camÂpaign had “Dizzy GilleÂspie for PresÂiÂdent” butÂtons, now collector’s items, and “Dizzy for PresÂiÂdent” became the title of an album recordÂed live at the MonÂterey Jazz FesÂtiÂval in 1963.
A take on his tradeÂmark tune “Salt Peanuts,” “Vote Dizzy” was Gillespie’s offiÂcial camÂpaign song and includes lyrics like:
Your polÂiÂtics ought to be a grooviÂer thing
Vote Dizzy! Vote Dizzy!
So get a good presÂiÂdent who’s willÂing to swing
Vote Dizzy! Vote Dizzy!
It’s defÂiÂniteÂly grooviÂer than either one of our curÂrent camÂpaigns. Dizzy “believed in civÂil rights, withÂdrawÂing from VietÂnam and recÂogÂnizÂing comÂmuÂnist ChiÂna,” and he wantÂed to make Miles Davis head of the CIA, a role I think would have suitÂed Miles perÂfectÂly. Although Dizzy’s camÂpaign was someÂthing of a pubÂlicÂiÂty stunt for his polÂiÂtics and his perÂsona, it’s not unheard of for popÂuÂlar musiÂcians to run for presÂiÂdent in earnest. In 1979, revÂoÂluÂtionÂary NigerÂian Afrobeat star Fela Kuti put himÂself forÂward as a canÂdiÂdate in his counÂtry, but was rejectÂed. More recentÂly, HaitÂian musiÂcian and forÂmer Fugee Wyclef Jean attemptÂed a sinÂcere run at the HaitÂian presÂiÂdenÂcy, but was disÂqualÂiÂfied for reaÂsons of resÂiÂdenÂcy. It’s a litÂtle hard to imagÂine a popÂuÂlar musiÂcian mountÂing a seriÂous presÂiÂdenÂtial camÂpaign in the U.S., but then again, the 80s were domÂiÂnatÂed by the strange realÂiÂty of a forÂmer actor in the White House, so why not? In any case, revisÂitÂing Dizzy GilleÂspie’s mid-cenÂtuÂry politÂiÂcal theÂater may proÂvide a needÂed respite from the onslaught of the curÂrent U.S. camÂpaign seaÂson.
Josh Jones is a docÂtorÂal canÂdiÂdate in EngÂlish at FordÂham UniÂverÂsiÂty and a co-founder and forÂmer manÂagÂing ediÂtor of GuerÂniÂca / A MagÂaÂzine of Arts and PolÂiÂtics.



