S.G. Collins doesÂn’t trust the UnitÂed States govÂernÂment. They “lie all the time, about all kinds of things,” he insists, “and if they haven’t lied to you today, maybe they haven’t had cofÂfee yet.” Like some of those who express a simÂiÂlar disÂtrust, he claims he has no way to verÂiÂfy that NASA landÂed on the moon in 1969. But unlike most of that subÂset, he doesÂn’t think the govÂernÂment could have pulled off a conÂvincÂing hoax about it. In othÂer words, AmerÂiÂca “did have the techÂniÂcal abilÂiÂty, not to menÂtion the reqÂuiÂsite madÂness, to send three guys to the moon and back. They did not have the techÂnolÂoÂgy to fake it on video.” CalmÂly, methodÂiÂcalÂly, with a deadÂpan wit, Collins uses the thirÂteen minÂutes of Moon Hoax Not to explain exactÂly why, as improbÂaÂble as the real moon landÂing sounds, a fake moon landÂing would have been downÂright imposÂsiÂble.
“The latÂer you were born,” Collins says, “the more all-powÂerÂful movie magÂic seems.” HolÂlyÂwood could now fake dozens of moon landÂings every day, but they didÂn’t always have that abilÂiÂty. MarÂshalÂing knowlÂedge accrued over thirÂty years as a phoÂtogÂraÂphÂer, he addressÂes each of the points that moon-landÂing conÂspirÂaÂcy theÂoÂrists comÂmonÂly cite as visuÂal eviÂdence of the supÂposed fraud. He also brings to bear facts from the hisÂtoÂry of video techÂnolÂoÂgy, such as 1969’s comÂplete lack of the high-speed video camÂeras, needÂed to shoot the sort of slow motion necÂesÂsary to creÂate the illuÂsion of low gravÂiÂty. And what if they’d shot the entire ApolÂlo 11 teleÂcast on film instead? Collins also knows, and names, exactÂly the probÂlems even the most ambiÂtious, techÂnoÂlogÂiÂcalÂly advanced charÂlaÂtans would have encounÂtered, even—as in moon-landÂing hoax mockÂuÂmenÂtary Dark Side of the Moon—with StanÂley Kubrick on their side.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Dark Side of the Moon: A MockÂuÂmenÂtary on StanÂley Kubrick and the Moon LandÂing Hoax
Michio Kaku Schools Takes on Moon LandÂing-ConÂspirÂaÂcy BelievÂer on His SciÂence FanÂtasÂtic PodÂcast
The Moon DisÂasÂter That Wasn’t: Nixon’s Speech In Case ApolÂlo 11 Failed to Return
ColÂin MarÂshall hosts and proÂduces NoteÂbook on Cities and CulÂture and writes essays on litÂerÂaÂture, film, cities, Asia, and aesÂthetÂics. He’s at work on a book about Los AngeÂles, A Los AngeÂles Primer. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall.