In an earÂly, abortive flirÂtaÂtion with art school, I learned the techÂnique of saunÂterÂing around a gallery, lookÂing alterÂnateÂly bored and engrossed in whatÂevÂer hapÂpened to be on the walls, the floor, the ceilÂing, nevÂer comÂmitÂting to any emoÂtion, espeÂcialÂly one that might betray my absolute befudÂdleÂment with a good bit of modÂern art. I’m hapÂpy to look back on that younger self and call him a preÂtenÂtious diletÂtante, and hapÂpiÂer now that I’m old enough not to care if someÂone knows that I’m conÂfused, irriÂtatÂed, or genÂuineÂly bored with some experÂiÂmenÂtal piece that defies my limÂitÂed aesÂthetÂic catÂeÂgories. One of the things I anticÂiÂpate most as the father to an already wry and curiÂous one-year-old is hearÂing her unschooled reacÂtions to some artÂwork I once fetishized but nevÂer realÂly “got,” since there can often be no betÂter means of deflatÂing the pompous auras surÂroundÂing high culÂture than letÂting kids have an irrevÂerÂent, uncenÂsored go at it.
PerÂhaps this is why Audio Tour Hack decidÂed to harÂness the unvarÂnished truths conÂtained in “darnÂdÂest things” with their unauÂthoÂrized gallery tour entiÂtled MOMA UnadulÂterÂatÂed (short preÂview above). The “hack,” a clever update on often staid and monotÂoÂne gallery audio tours, feaÂtures “experts” from kinderÂgarten to fifth grade passÂing judgÂment on the work of modÂern art stars like Andy Warhol, Cy Twombly, and Roy LichtÂenÂstein. UnadulÂterÂatÂed by faux sophisÂtiÂcaÂtion and onerÂous over-eduÂcatÂed refÂerÂenÂtialÂiÂty? Yes. A tad bid too cutesy? PerÂhaps. But even so, still a fun idea, with lots of silliÂness (and if it gets kids interÂestÂed in art, all the betÂter). At times, the kid critÂics even drop a bit of adult knowÂingÂness into their “anyÂone could have done this” assessÂment of, say, JackÂson PolÂlack (whom one kid accusÂes of “just wantÂiÂng a lot of monÂey”). MOMA UnadulÂterÂatÂed refers to a perÂmaÂnent exhibÂit and instalÂlaÂtion of paintÂing and sculpÂture on the New York MuseÂum of ModÂern Art’s fourth floor. The tour takes in thirÂty pieces of art, each accomÂpaÂnied by audio comÂmenÂtary from the kid critÂics. VisÂit the Audio Tour Hack webÂsite to lisÂten to the comÂmenÂtary online and see some delightÂful picÂtures of the “unadulÂterÂatÂed” comÂmenÂtaÂtors.
CorÂrecÂtion 9/18/12: An earÂliÂer verÂsion of this post statÂed that MOMA UnadulÂterÂatÂed was creÂatÂed by the MuseÂum of ModÂern Art. It was not, nor is Audio Tour Hack affilÂiÂatÂed with MoMA in any way. You can find links to MoMA’s own audio tours (includÂing tours for kids) here.
via KotÂtke
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
MoMA Puts PolÂlock, Rothko & de KoonÂing on Your iPad
Free: The GuggenÂheim Puts 65 ModÂern Art Books Online
Google “Art Project” Brings Great PaintÂings & MuseÂums to You
JackÂson PolÂlock: Lights, CamÂera, Paint! (1951)
Josh Jones is a docÂtorÂal canÂdiÂdate in EngÂlish at FordÂham UniÂverÂsiÂty and a co-founder and forÂmer manÂagÂing ediÂtor of GuerÂniÂca / A MagÂaÂzine of Arts and PolÂiÂtics.


