Drink our coffee. Or else. That's the message of these curiously sadistic TV commercials produced by Jim Henson between 1957 and 1961.
Henson made 179 ten-second spots for Wilkins Coffee, a regional company with distribution in the Baltimore-Washington D.C. market, according to the Muppets Wiki: "The local stations only had ten seconds for station identification, so the Muppet commercials had to be lightning-fast--essentially, eight seconds for the commercial pitch and a two-second shot of the product."
Within those eight seconds, a coffee enthusiast named Wilkins (who bears a resemblance to Kermit the frog) manages to shoot, stab, bludgeon or otherwise do grave bodily harm to a coffee holdout named Wontkins. Henson provided the voices of both characters.
Up until that time, TV advertisers typically made a direct sales pitch. "We took a different approach," said Henson in Christopher Finch's Of Muppets and Men: The Making of the Muppet Show. "We tried to sell things by making people laugh."
The campaign for Wilkins Coffee was a hit. "In terms of popularity of commercials in the Washington area," said Henson in a 1982 interview with Judy Harris, "we were the number one, the most popular commercial." Henson's ad agency began marketing the idea to other regional coffee companies around the country. Henson re-shot the same spots with different brand names. "I bought my contract from that agency," said Henson, "and then I was producing them--the same things around the country. And so we had up to about a dozen or so clients going at the same time. At the point, I was making a lot of money."
If you're a glutton for punishment, you can watch many of the Wilkins Coffee commercials above. And a word of advice: If someone ever asks you if you drink Wilkins Coffee, just say yes.
Note: This post first appeared on our site in 2012. We found a video featuring a much larger collection of Henson's original commercials, so we're bringing it back to the homepage.