TypÂing proÂgrams demand some patience on the part of the stuÂdent, and David Lynch TeachÂes TypÂing is no excepÂtion.
You’ve got 90 secÂonds to get accliÂmatÂed to the crudÂdy flopÂpy disc-era graphÂics and the cacophÂoÂnous voice of your instrucÂtor, a dead ringer for FBI Deputy DirecÂtor GorÂdon Cole, the hard-of-hearÂing charÂacÂter direcÂtor David Lynch played on his semÂiÂnal earÂly 90s series, Twin Peaks.
Things perk up about a minute and a half in, when stuÂdents are instructÂed to place their left ring finÂgers in an unduÂlatÂing bug to the left of their keyÂboards.
That secÂond “in”? Not a typo (though you’ll notice plenÂty of no doubt intenÂtionÂal boo-boos in the teacher’s pre-proÂgrammed responsÂes…)
The bug in quesÂtion may well put you in mind of the mysÂteÂriÂous baby in Lynch’s first feaÂture length film, 1977’s EraserÂhead.
On the othÂer hand, it might not.
David Lynch TeachÂes TypÂing is actuÂalÂly a short interÂacÂtive comÂeÂdy game, and many of the milÂlenÂniÂal reviewÂers covÂerÂing that beat have had to play catch-up in order to catch the many nods to the director’s work conÂtained thereÂin.
One of our favorites is the Apple-esque name of the program’s retro comÂputÂer, and we’ll wager that freÂquent Lynch colÂlabÂoÂraÂtor, actor Kyle MacLachÂlan, would agree.
AnothÂer refÂerÂence that has thus far eludÂed online gamÂing enthuÂsiÂasts in their 20s is Mavis BeaÂcon TeachÂes TypÂing. Take a peek below at what the virÂtuÂal typÂing tutor’s graphÂics looked like around the time the origÂiÂnal Twin Peaks aired to disÂcovÂer the creÂators of David Lynch TeachÂes TypÂing’s othÂer inspiÂraÂtion.
David Lynch TeachÂes TypÂing is availÂable for free downÂload here. If you’re anxÂious that doing so might open you up to a techÂniÂcal bug of nightÂmarÂish proÂporÂtions, stick with watchÂing the play through at the top of the page.
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Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. Join her March 20 in New York City for the secÂond ediÂtion of NecroÂmancers of the PubÂlic Domain, a low budÂget variÂety show born of a 1920 manÂuÂal for Girl Scout Camp DirecÂtors. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.