In daiÂly life, Woody Allen is far from the delÂiÂcate bunÂdle of cereÂbral nerves he so often porÂtrays in his films. He was a sucÂcessÂful track runÂner in high school, and, accordÂing to Eric Lax’s biogÂraÂphy, trained for sevÂerÂal months to parÂticÂiÂpate in the GoldÂen Gloves. But, as with so many young pugilists, parental conÂcern got in the way—his parÂents refused to sign the conÂsent form to let him box.
On screen, howÂevÂer, Woody Allen remains Hollywood’s reignÂing nebÂbish. Jesse EisenÂberg once seemed poised to take the title, but while he is someÂtimes nerÂvous and introÂvertÂed, his perÂforÂmance in The Social NetÂwork conÂfirmed that he can harÂness the flashÂes of intenÂsiÂty seen in teenage films like The Squid and The Whale and AdvenÂtureÂland. Michael Cera, meanÂwhile, the secÂond most promiÂnent of the conÂtenders, is a wholÂly difÂferÂent actor to Allen—while Allen is inseÂcure and all-too-volÂuÂble, Cera is simÂply all-too-nice.
Allen’s unabashed delight in his inseÂcuÂriÂties and his hypochonÂdriÂac conÂcern with neuÂroses is the platÂform for much of his humor. He has honed the persona’s manÂnerÂisms to perÂfecÂtion, and the clip above proÂvides a masÂter class in just one: the Allen stamÂmer. By the end of this stagÂgerÂingÂly impresÂsive 44-minute superÂcut, conÂtainÂing every sinÂgle one of Allen’s verÂbal stumÂbles and foot-drags from all of his movies, you should have laughed, cried, and fallÂen into a stuÂpor. Please enjoy responÂsiÂbly.
Ilia BlinÂdÂerÂman is a MonÂtreÂal-based culÂture writer. FolÂlow him at @iliablinderman
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Woody Allen BoxÂes a KanÂgaÂroo, 1966
Watch an ExuÂberÂant, Young Woody Allen Do Live Stand Up on British TV (1965)
