RememÂber DonÂny and Marie Osmond, the toothy, teenage MorÂmon sibÂlings whose eponyÂmous teleÂviÂsion variÂety show was a wholeÂsome 70’s mix of skits, songs, and ice skatÂing?
Their surÂprisÂingÂly endurÂing theme song reduced their popÂuÂlarÂiÂty to an easÂiÂly grasÂpable binaÂry forÂmuÂla:
She was a litÂtle bit counÂtry. He was a litÂtle bit rock and roll.
Turns out Marie was also more than a litÂtle bit Dada.
From 1985 to 1986, Marie served as actor Jack Palance’s cohost on Ripley’s Believe It or Not, a TV series explorÂing strange occurÂrences, bizarre hisÂtorÂiÂcal facts, and othÂer such crowd-pleasÂing oddÂiÂties… one of which was apparÂentÂly the aforeÂmenÂtioned EuroÂpean avant-garde art moveÂment, foundÂed a hunÂdred years ago this week.
If you don’t know as much about Dada as you’d like, Ms. Osmond’s brief primer is a surÂprisÂingÂly sturÂdy introÂducÂtion.
No cutesy bootÂsy, easy refÂerÂences to meltÂing clocks here.
The highÂlight is her perÂforÂmance of Dada poet and manÂiÂfesto author Hugo BalÂl’s nonÂsenÂsiÂcal 1916 sound poem “Karawane.”
Lose the yelÂlow bathrobe and she could be a capÂtive warÂrior princess on Game of Thrones, fierceÂly petiÂtionÂing the MothÂer of DragÂons on behalf of her peoÂple. (Invent some subÂtiÂtles for extra Dada-inflectÂed fun!)
A sharp eyed young art stuÂdent named Ethan Bates did catch one error in Marie’s lesÂson. The ’13’ cosÂtume she pulls from a handy dressÂing room niche was not worn by Hugo Ball, but rather Dutch painter Theo Van DoesÂburg, one of the founders of the De StiÂjl moveÂment.
Still you’ve got to hand it to Marie, who was slatÂed to perÂform just a sinÂgle line of the poem. When it came time to tape, she abanÂdoned the cue cards, blowÂing proÂducÂers’ and crew’s minds by delivÂerÂing the poem in its unhinged entireÂty from memÂoÂry.
Now that’s rock and roll.
Below you’ll find footage of Ball himÂself perÂformÂing the work in 1916.
Marie’s verÂsion was evenÂtuÂalÂly released by Rough Trade Records as a track on LipÂstick Traces, a comÂpanÂion soundÂtrack to Greil MarÂcus’ semÂiÂnal book.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Hear the ExperÂiÂmenÂtal Music of the Dada MoveÂment: Avant-Garde Sounds from a CenÂtuÂry Ago
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday





