It’s a well known fact that anyÂone who’s quitÂting smokÂing will need to find someÂthing to occuÂpy their hands.
Many experts sugÂgest holdÂing a penÂcil or anothÂer vagueÂly-cigÂaÂrette-shaped object.
OthÂers preÂscribe busy work—cracking nuts and peelÂing oranges.
HardÂcore casÂes are advised to keep those paws busy with a hobÂby such as paintÂing or woodÂworkÂing.
But from where we sit, the most spirÂiÂtuÂalÂly rewardÂing, symÂbolÂic activÂiÂty for someÂone in this tenÂder sitÂuÂaÂtion would be creÂatÂing a tiny artÂwork proÂtoÂtype to sell in an Art-o-Mat®, one of over 100 vinÂtage cigÂaÂrette vendÂing machines specifÂiÂcalÂly repurÂposed to disÂpense art.
LocatÂed priÂmarÂiÂly in the US, the machines are the brainÂchild of artist Clark WhitÂtingÂton, who loaded the first one with black & white, block-mountÂed phoÂtos for a 1997 solo show in a WinÂston-Salem cafe.
These days, there are a hunÂdred or so Art-o-Mats, stocked with the work of artists both proÂfesÂsionÂal and amaÂteur, who have sucÂcessÂfulÂly navÂiÂgatÂed the subÂmisÂsion process.
A variÂety of mediÂums is represented—painting, sculpÂture, fine art prints, jewÂelÂry, assemÂblages, cut paper, and tiny bound books.
WorÂthingÂton encourÂages would-be parÂticÂiÂpants to avoid the ease of mass proÂducÂtion in favor of unique items that bear eviÂdence of the human hand:
The vendÂing process is only the beginÂning of your Art-o-Mat® art. Once purÂchased and two steps away from the machine, your work is soleÂly a reflecÂtion of you and your art. Many pieces have been carÂried around the globe. So, think of approachÂes that do not conÂvey “a SunÂday afterÂnoon at the copy shop” and conÂsidÂer ways that your art will be appreÂciÂatÂed for years to come.
The guideÂlines are underÂstandÂably strict with regard to dimenÂsions. Wouldn’t want to kill the blind box thrill by jamÂming a vinÂtage vendÂing machine’s inner workÂings.
EdiÂbles, magÂnets, balÂloons, glitÂter, conÂfetÂti, and anyÂthing processed alongÂside peanuts are verÂboten mateÂriÂals.
A cerÂtain popÂuÂlar decoupage mediÂum is anothÂer no-no, as it adheres to the manÂdatÂed proÂtecÂtive wrap.
And just as cigÂaÂrettes carÂry sternÂly wordÂed warnÂings from the SurÂgeon GenÂerÂal, artists are advised to include a label if their subÂmisÂsion could be conÂsidÂered unsuitÂable for underÂage colÂlecÂtors.
If you need a hand to walk you through the process, have a look at crafter ShanÂnon Greene’s video, above.
Greene became enthralled with the Art-o-Mat expeÂriÂence on a heavÂiÂly docÂuÂmentÂed trip to Las Vegas, when she put $5 in the CosÂmopoliÂtan Hotel’s machine, and received a box of string and paintÂed canÂvas scrap bookÂmarks creÂatÂed by Kelsey HuckÂaÂby.
(WitÂness artist HuckÂaÂby treatÂing herÂself to one of her own creÂations from an Austin, Texas Art-o-Mat on her birthÂday, below, to see a machine in action. ParÂticÂuÂlarÂly recÂomÂmendÂed for those who came of age after these once-stanÂdard fixÂtures were banned from the lobÂbies of bars and dinÂers.)
OthÂer repurÂposed machines in the Art-o-Mat staÂble include the zipÂpy red numÂber in Ocala, Florida’s AppleÂton MuseÂum of Art, a cool blue cusÂtomer residÂing in StanÂford University’s LanÂtana House, and a 6‑knob modÂel that periÂodÂiÂcalÂly pops up in varÂiÂous arts-friendÂly New York City venues.
As the jolÂly and self-depÂreÂcatÂing crafter Greene observes, at $5 a “yank,” no one is getÂting rich off this project, though the artists get 50% of the proÂceeds.
It’s also worth notÂing that these origÂiÂnal artÂworks cost less than a pack of cigÂaÂrettes in all but six states.
We agree with Greene that the expeÂriÂence more than jusÂtiÂfies the price. WhatÂevÂer art one winds up with is but added valÂue.
Greene does not regret the conÂsidÂerÂable labor that went into the 100 tiny jourÂnals covÂered in retired billÂboard vinyl she was required to crank out after her proÂtoÂtypes were greenÂlit.
To deterÂmine whether or not you’re preÂpared to do the time, have a peek at Katharine Miele’s labor-intenÂsive process, below. Even though the artist’s conÂtact inforÂmaÂtion is includÂed along with every Art-o-Mat surÂprise, there’s no guarÂanÂtee that she’ll hear back from anyÂone who wound up with one of the geoÂmetÂric chair linocuts she spent a week makÂing.
OthÂer Art-o-Mat artists, like Susan Rossiter, have figÂured out how to play by the rules while also realÂizÂing a bit of return beyond the PipÂpi LongÂstockÂing-like satÂisÂfacÂtion of creÂatÂing a nifty expeÂriÂence for ranÂdom strangers. The machines are stocked with origÂiÂnals of her tiny mulÂti-media chickÂen porÂtraits, and she sells prints on her webÂsite.
Or perÂhaps, you, like mononyÂmous physiÂcist Colleen, find a medÂiÂtaÂtive pleaÂsure in the act of creÂation. To date, she’s paintÂed 1150 cigÂaÂrette-pack-sized blocks for incluÂsion in the machines.
Still game? Get startÂed with an Art-o-Mat proÂtoÂtype kit for $19.99 here.
(As Greene joyÂfulÂly points out, it comes with such goodÂies as a litÂtle jourÂnal, a penÂcil, and an offiÂcial Art-o-Mat erasÂer.)
Take inspiÂraÂtion — or dream about what $5 might get you — in the collector’s show and tell, above.
FeelÂing flush and far from the nearÂest Art-o-Mat locaÂtion? SupÂport the project by dropÂping a BenÂjamin on an Art-o-CarÂton conÂtainÂing 10 tiny artÂworks, cusÂtom selectÂed in response to a short, perÂsonÂalÂiÂty-based quesÂtionÂnaire.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
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HaruÂki MurakaÂmi NovÂels Sold in PolÂish VendÂing Machines
SupÂport “Green Reads,” a ProÂgram That Finances Libraries by DisÂtribÂutÂing Used Books in Eco-FriendÂly VendÂing Machines
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.