Who’s ready for a lesÂson on “EggsalentÂlalÂism?” How about “ExaÂtenÂtalum?” Sound like fun? Great! Pull up a tiny chair, grab a toy, and get ready to have NietÂzsche explained like you’re five with “Explain Like I’m Five: ExisÂtenÂtialÂism and Friederich NietÂzsche.” A web series inspired by a subÂredÂdit, “Explain Like I’m Five” has explained othÂer comÂpliÂcatÂed subÂjects to five year-olds, includÂing the criÂsis in SyrÂia and the volatilÂiÂty of the stock marÂket. In this episode, our two preÂsenÂters prime their stuÂdents for a disÂcusÂsion on slave moralÂiÂty with the quesÂtion “who here thinks they’re a good boy or a good girl?”
All the kids eagerÂly raise their hands, and after some SocratÂic diaÂlogue are told that ExisÂtenÂtialÂism means “there is no uniÂverÂsal moralÂiÂty that govÂerns all of us.” I’ll leave it to the philosoÂphers out there to assess this defÂiÂnÂiÂtion. The kids don’t respond well. They hate NietÂzsche. One vocifÂerÂous young critÂic proÂposÂes tossÂing him on the street and stepÂping on him. Like good 19th cenÂtuÂry GerÂman burghers, they can’t imagÂine a world withÂout rules. I imagÂine these kids’ parÂents would also like to toss NietÂzsche in the street when their angels come home paraÂphrasÂing Beyond Good and Evil.
Some of the popÂuÂlar responsÂes to NietÂzsche among adults can also be overÂly emoÂtionÂal. First there is fear: of the supÂposed nihilist who proÂclaimed the death of God and who—thanks to the machiÂnaÂtions of his unscrupuÂlous and anti-SemitÂic sisÂter—became erroÂneousÂly assoÂciÂatÂed with Nazi ideÂolÂoÂgy after his death. Then there’s the enthuÂsiÂasÂtic embrace of Nietzsche’s work by unsoÂphisÂtiÂcatÂed readÂers who see him only as an antiÂestabÂlishÂment romanÂtic rebel, hellÂbent on underÂminÂing all authorÂiÂty. Some of these impresÂsions are valid as far as they go, but they tend to stop with the style and leave out the subÂstance.
What peoÂple tend to miss are Nietzsche’s susÂtained defense of a pragÂmatÂic natÂuÂralÂism and his tragÂic embrace of indiÂvidÂual human freeÂdom, which is not won withÂout great perÂsonÂal cost. The unusuÂal thing about ExisÂtenÂtialÂism is that it’s a phiÂlosÂoÂphy so broad, or so genÂerÂous, it can include the anti-ChrisÂtÂian NietÂzsche, radÂiÂcalÂly ChrisÂtÂian Kierkegaard, and the MarxÂist Sartre. A more seriÂous treatÂment of the subject—1999 three-part BBC docÂuÂmenÂtary series “Human All Too Human”—also includes MarÂtin HeiÂdegÂger, who actuÂalÂly did truck with Nazi ideÂolÂoÂgy. The series, which proÂfiles NietÂzsche, HeiÂdegÂger, and Sartre, begins with the NietÂzsche doc below (this one with PorÂtuguese subÂtiÂtles).
If you’re new to NietÂzsche, and not actuÂalÂly a five-year-old, it’s worth an hour of your time. Then maybe head on over to our colÂlecÂtion of venÂerÂaÂble PrinceÂton proÂfesÂsor WalÂter Kaufmann’s lecÂtures on NietÂzsche, Kierkegaard, and Sartre. For addiÂtionÂal seriÂous resources, Dr. GreÂgoÂry B. Sadler has an extenÂsive YouTube lecÂture series on NietÂzsche, ExisÂtenÂtialÂism, and othÂer philoÂsophÂiÂcal topÂics. And if all you want is anothÂer good chuckÂle at Nietzsche’s expense, check out Ricky GerÂvais’ take on the woeÂfulÂly misÂunÂderÂstood philosoÂpher.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
ExisÂtenÂtialÂism with Hubert DreyÂfus: Four Free PhiÂlosÂoÂphy CoursÂes
The ExisÂtenÂtial Star Wars: Sartre Meets Darth VadÂer
Find Many ClasÂsic Works by NietÂzsche in our Free eBooks ColÂlecÂtion
Josh Jones is a writer and musiÂcian based in WashÂingÂton, DC. FolÂlow him @jdmagness

