
left: Johannes VerÂmeer, The MilkÂmaid. right: Arthur Coulet, d’après Johannes VerÂmeer
It has been sugÂgestÂed plauÂsiÂbly that VerÂmeer’s kitchen maid is makÂing bread porÂridge, which puts stale bread—there is an unusuÂal amount of bread on the table—to good use by comÂbinÂing it with milk and a few othÂer ingreÂdiÂents to make a fillÂing mash or meal.
- WalÂter Liedtke, DepartÂment of EuroÂpean PaintÂings, The MetÂroÂpolÂiÂtan MuseÂum of Art
It’s a matÂter for conÂjecÂture. PerÂhaps VerÂmeer wantÂed to title his paintÂing The Bread PorÂridge Maid, but caved to marÂket research sugÂgestÂing that MilkÂmaid would betÂter appeal to what Liedtke calls “male viewÂer’s amorous musÂings.”
RecentÂly, graphÂic artist Arthur Coulet made bread a focal point in Vermeer’s MilkÂmaid and othÂer iconÂic works, ironÂiÂcalÂly by PhoÂtoÂshopÂping it out.
His online Gluten Free MuseÂum is a nod to dĂ©tourneÂment, manipÂuÂlaÂtions of existÂing works born of LetÂterÂist InterÂnaÂtionÂal and the SitÂuÂaÂtionÂists. Gone are the crusty loaves, fields goldÂen with wheat, and anyÂthing conÂtainÂing grains that could cause disÂcomÂfort to those afflictÂed by gluten intolÂerÂance or celiÂac disÂease.

Even the pitchÂfork in Grant Wood’s AmerÂiÂcan GothÂic gets the digÂiÂtal heave ho…with nothÂing to harÂvest, what’s the point?

Pieter Bruegel’s the HarÂvesters gets the most radÂiÂcal redo.

Cezanne’s Still Life with Bread and Eggs is now just Eggs…

…and SalÂvador Dali’s EucharisÂtic Still Life has been reduced to mere fishÂes.

By conÂtrast, the picÂnickÂers in Édouard Manet’s Le DĂ©jeÂuner Sur L’Herbe probÂaÂbly don’t even notice the omisÂsion.
See more, includÂing work by Jean-François MilÂlet, VinÂcent van Gogh, CarÂavagÂgio, Giuseppe ArcimÂbolÂdo, and Jeff Koons in Coulet’s Gluten Free MuseÂum.
A quick image search using the phrase “bread paintÂing” sugÂgests that much work remains to be done.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
PhilosoÂpher PorÂtraits: Famous PhilosoÂphers PaintÂed in the Style of InfluÂenÂtial Artists
What HapÂpens When a Cheap Ikea Print Gets PreÂsentÂed as Fine Art in a MuseÂum
SalÂvador DalĂ’s MeltÂing Clocks PaintÂed on a LatÂte
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. Her play, FawnÂbook, is playÂing in New York City through NovemÂber 20. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday







