Before Urban OutÂfitÂters and Project ImposÂsiÂble, before the adorable bickÂerÂing ubiqÂuiÂty of spokesÂpeoÂple James GarÂner and MariÂette HartÂley, Polaroid kept things classy by entrustÂing its repÂuÂtaÂtion to the most seriÂous of seriÂous actors.
Take LauÂrence OliviÂer. Who else could have made the phrase “Polaroid SX-70 Land CamÂera” sound like ShakeÂspeare? SeriÂousÂly. He could’ve tacked the string of superlaÂtives he unleashÂes against a black backÂground above onto the end of HenÂry V’s St. Crispin’s Day speech and I would have been none the wisÂer.
(And genÂtleÂmen in EngÂland now a‑bed
Shall think themÂselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manÂhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day -
PockÂet sized, foldÂing, elecÂtronÂiÂcalÂly conÂtrolled, motor driÂven…)
AccordÂing to the late Peter WensÂberg, a forÂmer Polaroid exec and author of Land’s Polaroid, A ComÂpaÂny and the Man Who InventÂed It, Sir LauÂrence agreed to the 1972 spot on the conÂdiÂtion that it wouldÂn’t be shown in EngÂland. (YouTube wouldÂn’t be foundÂed for anothÂer thirÂty years.)
Sir LarÂry was folÂlowed in 1979 by actress Liv UllÂmann, solemnÂly praisÂing the SX70 Sonar OneStep’s moment-capÂturÂing abilÂiÂties. Is there a Polaroid someÂwhere in the IngÂmar Bergman Archive of his and UllÂmanÂn’s 12-year-old daughÂter Linn, standÂing at the sink, washÂing dishÂes? Or has YouTube become the sole reliÂquary for these preÂcious moments?
ChristoÂpher PlumÂmer’s 1980 spot seems downÂright loose by conÂtrast, as he kicks back on a beach, aimÂing his SX70 Sonar OneStep at a GoldÂen RetrievÂer and a canoe’s worth of kids. (Sir LarÂry’s subÂject was a rather fussy porceÂlain clock.)
GivÂen their hisÂtoÂry, it’s easy to think of Polaroid’s instant camÂeras as a gimÂmick or a fad, but such notÂed phoÂtogÂraÂphers as Ansel Adams, Andy Warhol, HelÂmut NewÂton, and WalkÂer Evans were fans of the SX-70.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
The MasÂterÂful Polaroid PicÂtures TakÂen by FilmÂmakÂer Andrei Tarkovsky
IngÂmar Bergman’s Soap ComÂmerÂcials Wash Away the ExisÂtenÂtial Despair
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday has the sort of vision that screams out for an unlimÂitÂed supÂply of free digÂiÂtal shots. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday

