Reddit’s Ask Me AnyÂthing (AMA) series, where users get the chance to pose quesÂtions to the likes of Neil deGrasse Tyson, Stephen King, and Bill Nye the SciÂence Guy, proÂvides a surÂprisÂingÂly simÂple way to interÂact with celebriÂties. Before Reddit’s arrival in 2005, howÂevÂer, real-time exchanges between your garÂden-variÂety InterÂnet user and famous perÂsonÂalÂiÂties were occaÂsionÂalÂly conÂductÂed in InterÂnet chaÂtÂrooms. One such earÂly case appears to be a chat between the readÂers of WORD MagÂaÂzine and David FosÂter WalÂlace (read 30 of his essays free online), which seems to have takÂen place in May of 1996.
If AMAs are an orderÂly, if vast, Q & A sesÂsion, this chat is more like a boozy group meetÂing with your favorite EngÂlish lit proÂfesÂsor in a smoky bar. (Read the tranÂscript here.) WalÂlace, using the hanÂdle “dfw,” is on a refreshÂingÂly levÂel field with the othÂer chat parÂticÂiÂpants, and the conÂverÂsaÂtion natÂuÂralÂly drifts from one topÂic to anothÂer. Things, as they often do, begin with a bit of banÂter:
dfw: I’ve had some unpleasÂant nickÂnaames and monikers in my time, but nobody’s ever hung “fosÂty” on me before.
Keats: You know, I still think it should be spelled FosÂtie, or FosÂtey.
Keats: FosÂty looks too much like “Frosty” and “sty” to me.Keats: And makes me think of eyeÂballs packed in ice.
dfw: “Sty” as in an impactÂed eyeÂlash or a pigÂpen, you mean?
Keats: Yeah. Is that what a sty as in “sty in your eye” is?
Marisa: I used to think the word “sty” was proÂnounced “stee”.
Keats: I had no idea exactÂly, just an unpleasÂant feelÂing about it.
dfw: Yes. MasÂsiveÂly painful and embarÂrassÂing, too. Like a carÂbunÂcle on the exact tip of your nose — that sort of thing.
Keats: I used to think the word “trough” was proÂnounced “troff.”
Keats: You know, I hapÂpen to have a carÂbunÂcle on the tip of my nose right now.
Keats: Except it’s not a carÂbunÂcle, it’s more like a welt. It’s still embarÂrassÂing.
dfw: In my very first semÂiÂnar in colÂlege, I proÂnounced facade “fakade.” The memÂoÂry’s still fresh and raw.
Soon, things take a turn for the seriÂous, and readÂers begin to ask WalÂlace about irony:
dfw: I don’t think irony’s meant to synÂerÂgize with anyÂthing as heartÂfelt as sadÂness. I think the main funcÂtion of conÂtemÂpoÂrary irony is to proÂtect the speakÂer from being interÂpretÂed as naive or senÂtiÂmenÂtal.
Marisa: Why are peoÂple afraid to be seen as naive and senÂtiÂmenÂtal?
dfw: Marisa: I think that’s a very deep, very hard quesÂtion. One answer is that comÂmerÂcial comÂeÂdy’s often set up to feaÂture an iroÂnist makÂing devÂasÂtatÂing sport of someÂone who’s naive or senÂtiÂmenÂtal or preÂtenÂtious or pompous.
Keats: I’m startÂing to see a lot of irony in HolÂlyÂwood and in adverÂtisÂing, but its funcÂtion seems to be to let them talk out of both sides of their mouths.
dfw: Keats: adverÂtisÂing that makes fun of itself is so powÂerÂful because it implicÂitÂly conÂgratÂuÂlates both itself and the viewÂer (for makÂing the joke and getÂting the joke, respecÂtiveÂly).
WalÂlace also drops a few menÂtions of some of his favorite authors:
DaleK: Mr. WalÂlace, I’m curious…who among curÂrent novÂelÂists do you find the most interÂestÂing?
dfw: Dalek — DeLilÂlo, Ozick, R. PowÂers, AM Homes, Denis JohnÂson, David MarkÂson, (old) JA Phillips and Louise Erdrich.
While we can’t conÂcluÂsiveÂly conÂfirm that this was indeed the real DFW conÂductÂing the chat, it’s hard to deny that “dfw” sounds very much like the author. CerÂtainÂly, the comÂplete exchange is as much fun to read for its mid-90s interÂnet chaÂtÂroom nosÂtalÂgia as it is for Wallace’s thoughts on irony, InfiÂnite Jest, and the sound of one hand clapÂping. The whole tranÂscript is availÂable here.
Ilia BlinÂdÂerÂman is a MonÂtreÂal-based culÂture and sciÂence writer. FolÂlow him at @iliablinderman.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
30 Free Essays & StoÂries by David FosÂter WalÂlace on the Web
David FosÂter Wallace’s Love of LanÂguage Revealed by the Books in His PerÂsonÂal Library
The David FosÂter WalÂlace Audio Archive: A LitÂtle Gift For the Novelist’s 50th BirthÂday


