One of the many pleaÂsures of hearÂing a children’s author readÂing his or her own work is their overÂwhelmÂing lack of vocal senÂtiÂment. When my chilÂdren were young, I always optÂed for the horse’s mouth, over the more histriÂonÂic charÂacÂterÂiÂzaÂtions of a hired narÂraÂtor, regardÂless of what sitÂcom or BroadÂway play he or she may have starred in. It might have takÂen author E.B. White 17 takes to lay down a track for Charlotte’s Web’s titÂuÂlar character’s death scene, but he evenÂtuÂalÂly achieved the healthy remove that lets the listener—not the reader—wallow in the valÂley of deep emoÂtions.
Neil Gaiman’s CoraÂline is not a weepie, like White’s best loved work. Instead, it revÂels in a sort of underÂstatÂed creepiÂness en route to the horÂrifÂiÂcalÂly bizarre. It’s a tone his felÂlow litÂerÂary celebs are blissÂfulÂly well equipped to delivÂer, readÂing chapÂters aloud in honÂor of the book’s 10th anniverÂsary. You can see them read all of the chapÂters here and also above and below.
Gaiman himÂself bookÂends the proÂceedÂings by claimÂing the first (above) and final chapÂter. Lucky that. One shudÂders to think of the myrÂiÂad ways in which a narÂraÂtor of cuteÂsiÂer senÂsiÂbilÂiÂties could have screwed up phrasÂes like “oomÂpah oomÂpah” and “squidy brown toadÂstools” (thus blightÂing the entire book).
I conÂceive of these readÂings as a mulÂtiÂple narÂraÂtor audioÂbook because the perÂformÂers are readÂing, rather than attemptÂing to act out the text in their hands, but realÂly it’s more of a video stoÂryÂtime. Gaiman is defÂiÂniteÂly on point in front of the camera—his large brown eyes, promiÂnent proÂboscis and stringy sterÂnÂocleiÂdoÂmasÂtoid musÂcles adding to the proÂceedÂings.
SandÂwiched in between the master’s perÂforÂmances, you will find such lumiÂnarÂies as authors R.L. Stine, John HodgÂman, and Daniel “LemoÂny SnickÂet” HanÂdler, framed so that he has no head. ForÂmer child star Fairuza Balk would’ve made a gimÂcrack CoraÂline back in the day, but her renÂdiÂtion of the book’s penulÂtiÂmate chapÂter sugÂgests that she’s even betÂter suitÂed to the role of Coraline’s “OthÂer MothÂer,” or rather her disÂemÂbodÂied hand. BedÂlam, indeed.
LisÂten to the 10th AnniverÂsary CelÂeÂbraÂtion of the book in its entireÂty here.
Should that leave you wantÂiÂng more, HarpÂer Collins has comÂpiled a stem to stern playlist of Gaiman readÂing 2008’s The GraveÂyard Book, culled from varÂiÂous videos of the author on tour. You can watch it above, or find it in our colÂlecÂtion, 1,000 Free Audio Books: DownÂload Great Books for Free.
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Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday








