I once spent a sumÂmer as a secuÂriÂty guard at the Children’s MuseÂum of IndiÂanapoÂlis. A wonÂderÂful place to visÂit, but my workÂday expeÂriÂence proved dreadÂfulÂly dull. By far the highÂlight was being pulled off whatÂevÂer exhibÂit I hapÂpened to be guardÂing to assist in colÂlecÂtions, a cavÂernous backÂstage area where untold treaÂsures were shelved withÂout cerÂeÂmoÂny. The head conÂserÂvaÂtor conÂfidÂed that many of these items would nevÂer be sinÂgled out for disÂplay. The thrift store egalÂiÂtarÂiÂanÂism that reigned here was far more appealÂing than the eye-catchÂing, eduÂcaÂtionÂal sigÂnage in the pubÂlic area. From the oblivÂion of deep storÂage springs the potenÂtial for disÂcovÂery.
How gratÂiÂfyÂing to learn that the 200 plus sciÂenÂtists employed by the AmerÂiÂcan MuseÂum of NatÂurÂal HisÂtoÂry feel the same. As palenÂtolÂoÂgist Mike Novacek, puts it in Shelf Life, the museum’s just launched monthÂly video series:
You can make new disÂcovÂerÂies in ColÂlecÂtions just like you can out in the field. You can walk around the corÂner and see someÂthing that no one’s quite observed that way before, describe a new species or a new feaÂture that’s imporÂtant to sciÂence.
The instiÂtuÂtion can choose from among more than 33,430,000 goodÂies, from ancient objects they’ve been careÂfulÂly tendÂing for more than two cenÂturies to the samÂples of frozen tisÂsue and DNA comÂprisÂing the bareÂly 13-year-old Ambrose MonÂell Cryo ColÂlecÂtion for MolÂeÂcÂuÂlar and MicroÂbial Research.
Gems and meteÂorites!
ArrowÂheads and gourds!
VerÂteÂbrates and inverÂteÂbrates!
There’s truÂly someÂthing here for…

Wasp enthuÂsiÂasts (you know who you are) can thrill to the sevÂen and a half milÂlion specÂiÂmens in sex researcher Alfred Kinsey’s CynipÂiÂdae colÂlecÂtion. (They’re ready for their close up, Mr. DeMille. Famous as they are, the first episode passed them over in favor of a more phoÂtoÂgenic mock bee from the genus CriorhiÂna.)
Future episodes will call upon in-house ichthyÂolÂoÂgists, paleÂonÂtolÂoÂgists, anthroÂpolÂoÂgists, astroÂphysiÂcists, and herÂpetolÂoÂgists to disÂcuss such topÂics as specÂiÂmen prepaÂraÂtion, taxÂonÂoÂmy, and curaÂtion. Stay abreast (and — bonus!- celÂeÂbrate Nero’s birthÂday with turÂtles) by subÂscribÂing to the museum’s youtube chanÂnel.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
A PanoramÂic VirÂtuÂal Tour of the SmithÂsonÂian NationÂal MuseÂum of NatÂurÂal HisÂtoÂry
DownÂload the UniÂverse: A DisÂcernÂing CuraÂtor for SciÂence eBooks
How to Make a MumÂmy — DemonÂstratÂed by The GetÂty MuseÂum
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, homeÂschoolÂer, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. She goes into more detail about her short-lived stint as a museÂum secuÂriÂty guard in her third book, Job HopÂper. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday




