For young chilÂdren today, just as it was for genÂerÂaÂtions of their preÂdeÂcesÂsors, nothÂing is quite so thrilling about their first visÂit to a DisÂney theme park as catchÂing a glimpse of MickÂey Mouse, DonÂald Duck, or anothÂer beloved charÂacÂter greetÂing them in real life. CreÂatÂing this memÂoÂrable expeÂriÂence requires nothÂing more advanced than a well-trained employÂee (or “cast memÂber,” as the comÂpaÂny puts it) in an overÂsized cosÂtume. NevÂerÂtheÂless, effecÂtive though it may be, it wasÂn’t part of Walt DisÂney’s long-term vision. A true man of the Space Age, he looked ahead to the time — sureÂly not all too far in the future — when he could instead fill DisÂneyÂland with reliÂable, untirÂing, perÂfectÂly lifeÂlike robots in the shape of aniÂmals, human beings, or anyÂthing else besides.
In the event, DisÂney only lived long enough to see his peoÂple creÂate a mechanÂiÂcal verÂsion of AbraÂham LinÂcoln, whose abilÂiÂties were limÂitÂed to standÂing up from his chair and delivÂerÂing a short speech. By the time that “audio-aniÂmaÂtronÂic” resÂurÂrecÂtion of the UnitÂed States’ sixÂteenth presÂiÂdent was first pubÂlicly shown at the 1964 New York World’s Fair, its rumored develÂopÂment had already set off a numÂber of ethÂiÂcal and aesÂthetÂic conÂtroÂverÂsies. Yet it worked so well — at least after its earÂly, embarÂrassÂing techÂniÂcal difÂfiÂculÂties were ironed out — that some attenÂdees assumed that they were lookÂing at an actor dressed up as LinÂcoln, and even wonÂdered if the poor felÂlow got tired doing the same rouÂtine all day long.
This stoÂry is includÂed in the video above from DefunctÂland, a YouTube chanÂnel that focusÂes on amuseÂment-park-relatÂed failÂures, espeÂcialÂly those conÂnectÂed with the DisÂney empire. The Great Moments with Mr. LinÂcoln show was a sucÂcess, as was the all-robotÂic Hall of PresÂiÂdents that opened at DisÂneyÂland in 1971, a few years after DisÂney’s death. But try as it might — and spend as much as it will — the comÂpaÂny has yet to realÂize the vision that came to obsess its founder: in effect, that of creÂatÂing techÂnoÂlogÂiÂcal life. Of course, DisÂney was hardÂly the first to enterÂtain such Promethean ambiÂtions: mankind had already been tryÂing to pull that trick off for quite some time, as eviÂdenced by the efforts, preÂviÂousÂly feaÂtured here on Open CulÂture, of minds like LeonarÂdo da VinÂci and the medieval polyÂmath Al-Jazari.
To explain DisÂney’s long, frusÂtratÂed quest to creÂate artiÂfiÂcial human beings — or mice, as the case may be — requires a good deal of hisÂtorÂiÂcal, ecoÂnomÂic, techÂnoÂlogÂiÂcal, and even philoÂsophÂiÂcal conÂtext. That’s just what DefunctÂland creÂator Kevin PerÂjurÂer does, and then some, in the docÂuÂmenÂtary that comÂprisÂes the earÂliÂer video from last year and its just-released secÂond part above. Over its colÂlecÂtive runÂtime of six hours, he goes deep into a quesÂtion of great interÂest to DisÂney enthuÂsiÂasts: what, exactÂly, has preÂventÂed the most ambiÂtious enterÂtainÂment comÂpaÂny in the world from perÂfectÂing its automaÂtons, even here in the twenÂty-first cenÂtuÂry? But then, as those of us of a cerÂtain age who have fond memÂoÂries of the relÂaÂtiveÂly crude likes of the HauntÂed ManÂsion and Pirates of the Caribbean (to say nothÂing of non-DisÂney operÂaÂtions like Chuck. E Cheese) underÂstand, perÂfecÂtion isn’t always the way to a child’s heart.
via Boing Boing
RelatÂed conÂtent:
A Medieval AraÂbic ManÂuÂscript FeaÂtures the Designs for a “PerÂpetÂuÂal Flute” and OthÂer IngeÂnious MechanÂiÂcal Devices
The Armored-Knight “Robot” Designed by LeonarÂdo da VinÂci (cirÂca 1495)
200-Year-Old Robots That Play Music, Shoot Arrows & Even Write Poems: Watch AutomaÂtons in Action
The First-Ever Look at the OrigÂiÂnal DisÂneyÂland ProspecÂtus
DisÂneyÂland 1957: A LitÂtle Stroll Down MemÂoÂry Lane
A Map of the DisÂney EnterÂtainÂment Empire Reveals the Deep ConÂnecÂtions Between Its Movies, Its MerÂchanÂdise, DisÂneyÂland & More (1967)
Based in Seoul, ColÂin Marshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the SubÂstack newsletÂter Books on Cities and the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles. FolÂlow him on the social netÂwork forÂmerÂly known as TwitÂter at @colinmarshall.