Last month, we feaÂtured poet, proÂfesÂsor, and WFMU radio host KenÂneth GoldÂsmith singing the theÂoÂry of Theodor Adorno, SigÂmund Freud, and LudÂwig WittgenÂstein — heavy readÂing, to be sure, but thereÂin lay the appeal. How difÂferÂentÂly do we approach these forÂmiÂdaÂble theÂoÂretÂiÂcal texts, GoldÂsmith’s project implicÂitÂly asks, if we receive them not just auralÂly rather than texÂtuÂalÂly, but also in a light — not to say goofy — musiÂcal arrangeÂment? But if it should drain you to think about quesÂtions like that, even as you absorb the thought of the likes of Adorno, Freud, and WittgenÂstein, might we sugÂgest KenÂneth GoldÂsmith singing HarÂry PotÂter?
PerÂhaps the best-known modÂern exemÂplar of “light readÂing” we have, J.K. RowlÂing’s HarÂry PotÂter books present themÂselves as ripe for adapÂtaÂtion, most notably in the form of those eight big-budÂget films released between 2001 and 2011. On the othÂer end of the specÂtrum, with eviÂdentÂly no budÂget at all, comes GoldÂsmith’s 30-minute adapÂtaÂtion, which you can hear just above, or along with his varÂiÂous othÂer sung texts at Pennsound. Here he sings, with ever-shiftÂing musiÂcal accomÂpaÂniÂment and through some othÂerÂworldÂly voice proÂcessÂing, what sounds like the final novÂel in the HarÂry PotÂter series, HarÂry PotÂter and the DeathÂly HalÂlows.
“She tells a good stoÂry” — thus has every adult HarÂry PotÂter-readÂer I know explained the appeal of RowlÂing’s chilÂdren’s novÂels even outÂside of the chilÂdren’s demoÂgraphÂic, espeÂcialÂly as they awaitÂed DeathÂly HalÂlows’ release in 2007. HavÂing nevÂer dipped into the well myself, I couldÂn’t say for sure, but to my mind, if she tells a good enough stoÂry, that stoÂry will surÂvive no matÂter the form into which you transÂpose it. The PotÂter faithÂful hold a variÂety of opinÂions about the degree of jusÂtice each movie does to their favorite novÂels, and even about the voice that reads them aloud in audioÂbook form, but what on Earth will they think of GoldÂsmith’s idioÂsynÂcratÂic renÂdiÂtion?
Update: KenÂneth shot us an email a few minÂutes ago and filled out the backÂstoÂry on this recordÂing. Turns out the stoÂry is even more colÂorÂful than we first thought. He writes: “I was a DJ on WFMU from 1995–2010. In 2007, J.K. RowlÂing released the sevÂenth and final HarÂry PotÂter and the DeathÂly HalÂlows. PriÂor to the book’s release the day I went on the air at WFMU, someÂone had leaked a copy to the interÂnet, enragÂing ScholasÂtic Books, who threatÂened anyÂbody disÂtribÂutÂing it with a heavy lawÂsuit. I printÂed out and sang in my horÂriÂble voice the very last chapÂter of the book on the air, thereÂby spoilÂing the finale of the series for anyÂone lisÂtenÂing. DurÂing my show, the staÂtion received an angry call from ScholasÂtic Books. It appears that their whole office was lisÂtenÂing to WFMU that afterÂnoon. NothÂing ever came of it.”
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
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Read Online J.K. Rowling’s New HarÂry PotÂter StoÂry: The First Glimpse of HarÂry as an Adult
How J.K. RowlÂing PlotÂted HarÂry PotÂter with a Hand-Drawn SpreadÂsheet
Take Free Online CoursÂes at HogÂwarts: Charms, Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts & More
The QuanÂtum Physics of HarÂry PotÂter, BroÂken Down By a PhysiÂcist and a MagiÂcian
HarÂry PotÂter PreÂquel Now Online
ColÂin MarÂshall writes on cities, lanÂguage, Asia, and men’s style. He’s at work on a book about Los AngeÂles, A Los AngeÂles Primer, and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.









