My beach house must be someÂwhere around here. I used to be able to see the ocean from it. I should be able to see it from the ocean. Ooo, that looks familÂiar. Lady LibÂerÂty. Ha ha! HelÂlooo! All the best to you. —AdmiÂral HorÂaÂtio HornÂtowÂer
Are there any BetÂter Call Saul fans among the globÂal warmÂing deniers?
A sceÂnario in which one can simulÂtaÂneÂousÂly pooh pooh the meltÂing of the polar ice caps and embrace The Thin Blue Line?
DirecÂtor Errol MorÂris and his star, Bob Odenkirk, may not change any minds with their GlobÂal MeltÂdown spots they proÂduced in partÂnerÂship with the InstiÂtute for the Future, but hopeÂfulÂly the emphatÂic end cards will stir some fans to action.
The absurÂdist 30-secÂond shorts feaÂture Odenkirk, encrustÂed in epaulets and naval insignia, as the ficÂtionÂal HornÂtowÂer, “an admiÂral of a fleet of one and perÂhaps the last man on Earth.” Marooned on a small block of ice, he rails against the inexÂpertÂly aniÂmatÂed wildlife encroachÂing on his domain.
(“You don’t even have the facilÂiÂty of lanÂguage!” he tells a penÂguin, and latÂer threatÂens a walÂrus that it will “get paintÂed out” of the final cut for “comÂplainÂing all the time…”)
CerÂtainÂly a docÂuÂmenÂtarÂiÂan of MorÂris’ stature could have takÂen a lengthÂiÂer, more seriÂous approach to the subÂject, but as he notes:
LogÂic rarely conÂvinces anyÂbody of anyÂthing. CliÂmate change has become yet anothÂer vehiÂcle for politÂiÂcal polarÂizaÂtion. If Al Gore said the Earth was round there would be politÂiÂcal oppoÂsiÂtion insistÂing that the Earth was flat. It’s all so preÂposÂterÂous, so conÂtemptible.
Odenkirk also has some out-of-uniÂform conÂcerns about cliÂmate change, as expressed in “Where I Got These Abs,” a 2011 Shouts & MurÂmurs piece for The New YorkÂer:
The midÂdle ab on the left (not my left, your left, if you are lookÂing at me) is called TerÂrence. It’s a digÂniÂfied ab. It tensÂes each time I read an op-ed artiÂcle about globÂal warmÂing. The article’s point of view is immaÂteÂrÂiÂal; simÂply being remindÂed that I can do nothÂing to stop the horÂrifÂic future of floods and catÂaÂstroÂphe gives this ab a taut yank that lingers, burnÂing caloÂries in my well-creased foreÂhead at the same time.
Watch all of MorÂris and Odenkirk’s AdmiÂral HornÂtowÂer spots, curÂrentÂly totalÂing nine, with ten more to come, on GlobÂal MeltÂdown’s YouTube chanÂnel.
via KotÂtke
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
CliÂmate Change Gets StrikÂingÂly VisuÂalÂized by a ScotÂtish Art InstalÂlaÂtion
GlobÂal WarmÂing: A Free Course from UChicaÂgo Explains CliÂmate Change
NASA CapÂtures the World on Fire
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inkyzine. Join her in NYC this MonÂday, SepÂtemÂber 9 for the new season’s kickÂoff of her book-based variÂety show, NecroÂmancers of the PubÂlic Domain. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.

