In DecemÂber 1967, The MonÂkees blew their audiÂence’s minds by hostÂing Frank ZapÂpa, “parÂticÂiÂpant in and perÂhaps even leader of” the MothÂers Of InvenÂtion.
Or did they?
The tidal wave of affecÂtion that comÂprisÂes twenÂty-first cenÂtuÂry MonÂkees mania makes us forÂget that chilÂdren were the priÂmaÂry audiÂence for The MonÂkees’ titÂuÂlar sitÂcom. (One might also say that The MonÂkees were the sitcom’s titÂuÂlar band.)
But even if the kids at home weren’t sufÂfiÂcientÂly conÂverÂsant in the musiÂcal underÂground to idenÂtiÂfy the speÂcial guest star of the episode, “The MonÂkees Blow Their Minds,” we are.
It’s a joy to see ZapÂpa and The MonÂkees’ supremeÂly laid back Michael Nesmith (RIP) imperÂsonÂatÂing each othÂer.
Zappa’s idea, apparÂentÂly. He’s in comÂplete conÂtrol of the gimÂmick from the get go, whereÂas Nesmith strugÂgles to keep their names straight and his prosÂthetÂic nose in place before getÂting up to speed.
It’s imporÂtant to rememÂber that it’s not Frank, but Nesmith playÂing Frank who accusÂes The MonÂkees’ music of being banal and insipid.
ZapÂpa himÂself was a great supÂportÂer of The MonÂkees. “When peoÂple hatÂed us more than anyÂthing, he said kind things about us,” Nesmith recalled in BarÂry Miles’ ZapÂpa biogÂraÂphy. ZapÂpa attemptÂed to teach Nesmith how to play lead guiÂtar, and offered drumÂmer Micky Dolenz a post-MonÂkees gig with The MothÂers of InvenÂtion.
Their mutuÂal warmth makes lines like “You’re the popÂuÂlar musiÂcian! I’m dirty gross and ugly” palatÂable. It put me in mind of comeÂdiÂan Zach GalÂiÂfiÂanakis’ Between Two Ferns, and countÂless othÂer looseÂly rehearsed web series.
After a couÂple of minÂutes, Nesmith gets his hat back to conÂduct as ZapÂpa smashÂes up a car to the tune of the MothÂer’s Of InvenÂtion’s “MothÂer PeoÂple.”
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, homeÂschoolÂer, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday
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The RivÂetÂhead preÂocÂcuÂpaÂtion with fashÂion is inescapably relatÂed to their anxÂiÂety over being conÂfused for subÂculÂtures they proÂfess to hate: Goths, Punks, MetÂalÂheads, Death RockÂers… The fact that so many subÂculÂtures claim black as their colÂor of choice conÂtributes to the conÂfuÂsion.
There are two points upon which theÂoÂrists of post-indusÂtriÂal British subÂculÂtures genÂerÂalÂly agree: 1) No matÂter the music or the fashÂion, the boundÂaries between one subÂculÂture and anothÂer were rigÂorÂousÂly, even vioÂlentÂly, enforced (hence the wars between the mods and rockÂers), and; 2) The music and fashÂions of every subÂculÂture were subÂject to coopÂtaÂtion by the machinÂery of capÂiÂtalÂism, to be mass proÂduced, packÂaged, and sold as off-the-rack comÂmodÂiÂty, a pheÂnomÂeÂnon that occurred almost as soon as punks, mods, rockÂers, goths, tedÂdy boys, skinÂheads, New RomanÂtics, etc. began appearÂing on teleÂviÂsion — as in the post-Grundy Irish TV appearÂance of four young indiÂvidÂuÂals above from 1983.
The interÂviewÂer introÂduces these punks, goths, and mods by referÂring first to their employÂment — or lack of employÂment — staÂtus, and then to the numÂber of chilÂdren in their famÂiÂly. ComÂments dripÂping with class disÂdain sit alongÂside a charÂacÂterÂiÂzaÂtion of varÂiÂous subÂculÂtures as “gangs” — the Hell’s Angels thrown in among them just to driÂve the point home. Of course, there’s more to say about the denizens of earÂly-80s UK subÂculÂturÂal street corÂners — more than these four repÂreÂsenÂtaÂtives have to say themÂselves. It is comÂmuÂniÂcatÂed through perÂforÂmance rather than verÂbal expoÂsiÂtion, through the affilÂiÂaÂtions of clothÂing, music, and pose — as in the mini-hisÂtorÂiÂcal slideshow of late-20th cenÂtuÂry British subÂculÂtures below, from the 50s to the 80s.
In 1979, British theÂoÂrist Dick HebÂdiÂge pubÂlished what many conÂsidÂered the definÂiÂtive analyÂsis of these workÂing-class scenes, which freÂquentÂly cenÂtered around forms of racial and culÂturÂal exchange — as with mods who loved jazz or punks who loved ska and dub regÂgae; or racial and culÂturÂal excluÂsion — as with fasÂcist skinÂheads and chauÂvinÂist tedÂdy boys who gloÂriÂfied the past, while othÂer subÂculÂturÂal ideÂoloÂgies looked to the future (or, as the case may be, no future).
Hebdige’s SubÂculÂture: the MeanÂing of Style begins with a stoÂry about French writer Jean Genet, humilÂiÂatÂed in prison by homoÂphoÂbic guards over his posÂsesÂsion of a tube of VaseÂline:
Like Genet, we are interÂestÂed in subÂculÂture – in the expresÂsive forms and ritÂuÂals of those subÂorÂdiÂnate groups – the tedÂdy boys and mods and rockÂers, the skinÂheads and the punks – who are alterÂnateÂly disÂmissed, denounced and canÂonÂized; treatÂed at difÂferÂent times as threats to pubÂlic order and as harmÂless bufÂfoons.
The irony of subÂculÂtures is that they idenÂtiÂfy with social outÂsiders, while re-enforcÂing boundÂaries that creÂate excluÂsivÂiÂty (cf. the quote at the top, from HebÂdiÂge-inspired SubÂculÂtures List). When the novÂelÂty and shock recedes, they become ripe fodÂder for comÂmerÂcial coopÂtaÂtion, even luxÂuÂry brandÂing.
What we usuÂalÂly don’t get from tame retÂroÂspecÂtives, or from patronÂizÂing mass media of the time, are deviant outÂsiders like Genet who canÂnot be reabÂsorbed into the sysÂtem because their very exisÂtence posÂes a threat to the social order as so conÂstrued. So much of the fashÂion and music of post-war Britain was directÂly creÂatÂed or inspired by West IndiÂan migrants of the WinÂdrush genÂerÂaÂtion, for examÂple. In too many popÂuÂlar repÂreÂsenÂtaÂtions of postÂwar British subÂculÂtures, that essenÂtial part of the workÂing class UK subÂculÂture stoÂry has been entireÂly left out.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
A HisÂtoÂry of Punk from 1976–78: A Free Online Course from the UniÂverÂsiÂty of ReadÂing
The HisÂtoÂry of Punk Rock in 300 Tracks: A 13-Hour Playlist Takes You From 1965 to Present
Josh Jones is a writer and musiÂcian based in Durham, NC. FolÂlow him at @jdmagness
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If you’ve ever run a marathon in cosÂtume, or for that matÂter, boardÂed pubÂlic transÂportaÂtion with a large musiÂcal instruÂment or a bulky bag of athÂletÂic equipÂment, you know that gear can be a burÂden best shed.
But what if that gear is your first, nay, best line of defense against a felÂlow knight fixÂing to smite you in the name of their liege?
Such gear is non-optionÂal.
CuriÂous about the degree to which 15th-cenÂtuÂry knights were encumÂbered by their proÂtecÂtive platÂing, medievalÂist Daniel Jaquet comÂmisÂsioned a top armor speÂcialÂist from the Czech RepubÂlic to make a suit speÂcifÂic to his own perÂsonÂal meaÂsureÂments. The result is based on a 15th cenÂtuÂry specÂiÂmen in VienÂna that has been studÂied by the WalÂlace ColÂlecÂtion’s archaeometÂalÂlurÂgist Alan Williams. As Jaquet recalled in SciÂences et Avenir:
We had to make comÂproÂmisÂes in the copyÂing process, of course, because what interÂestÂed me above all was to be able to do a behavÂioral study, to see how one moved with this equipÂment on the back rather than attachÂing myself to the numÂber of exact rivets…we knew the comÂpoÂsiÂtion and the hardÂness of the parts that we could comÂpare to our repliÂca.
The accomÂplished marÂtial artist testÂed his mobilÂiÂty in the suit with a variÂety of highÂly pubÂlic, modÂern activÂiÂties: reachÂing for items on the highÂest superÂmarÂket shelves, jogÂging in the park, scalÂing a wall at a climbÂing gym, takÂing the Metro …
It may look like showÂboatÂing, but these moveÂments helped him assess how he’d perÂform in comÂbat, as well as lowÂer stress activÂiÂties involvÂing sitÂting down or standÂing up.
Out of his metÂal suit, Jaquet has been known to amuse himÂself by anaÂlyzÂing the verisimilÂiÂtude of Game of Thrones’ comÂbat scenes. (ConÂcluÂsion: some libÂerÂties were takÂen, armor-wise, in that grueÂsome face off between the MounÂtain and the Viper.)
An inviÂtaÂtion to travÂel to New York City to present at the MetÂroÂpolÂiÂtan MuseÂum of Art offered an unexÂpectÂed testÂing opporÂtuÂniÂty, comÂpliÂments of the airline’s bagÂgage restricÂtions:
For reaÂsons of weight, space and cost, the soluÂtion to wear the armor over me was conÂsidÂered the best.
(The TSA offiÂcers at Newark were not amused...)

His armored expeÂriÂence sheds light on those of earÂly 15th-cenÂtuÂry knight Jean le MainÂgre, aka BouciÂcaut, whose impresÂsive career was cut short in 1415, when he was capÂtured by the EngÂlish at the BatÂtle of AginÂcourt.
BouciÂcaut kept himÂself in tip top physÂiÂcal conÂdiÂtion with a regÂuÂlar armored fitÂness regÂiÂmen. His chivalÂric biogÂraÂphy details gearÂing up for exerÂcisÂes that include runÂning, chopÂping wood, vaultÂing onto a horse, and workÂing his way up a ladÂder from the underÂside, withÂout using his feet.
Jaquet dupliÂcates them all in the above video.
(Reminder to those who would try this at home, make sure you’re capaÂble of perÂformÂing these exerÂcisÂes in lightÂweight shorts and t‑shirt before attemptÂing to do them in armor.)
Like Boucicault’s, Jaquet’s armor is bespoke. Those who’ve strugÂgled to lift their arms in an off-the-rack jackÂet will appreÂciÂate the trade off. It’s worth spendÂing more to ensure sufÂfiÂcient range of moveÂment.
In Boucicault’s day, ready-made pieces of lessÂer qualÂiÂty could be proÂcured at marÂkets, tradÂing fairs, and shops in popÂuÂlous areas. You could also try your luck after batÂtle, by stripÂping the capÂtive and the dead of theirs. Size was always an issue. Too small and your moveÂment would be restrictÂed. Too big, and you’d be haulÂing around unnecÂesÂsary weight.
Jaquet describes his load as being on par with the weight 21st-cenÂtuÂry solÂdiers are required to carÂry. Body armor is a lifeÂsaver, accordÂing to a 2018 study by the CenÂter for a New AmerÂiÂcan SecuÂriÂty, but it also reduces mobilÂiÂty, increasÂes fatigue, and reduces misÂsion perÂforÂmance.
GizÂmoÂdo’s JenÂnifer OuelÂlette finds that medieval knights faced simÂiÂlar chalÂlenges:
The legs alone were carÂryÂing an extra 15 to 18 pounds, so the musÂcles had to work that much hardÂer to overÂcome inerÂtia to set the legs in motion. There is also eviÂdence that the thin slits in the face mask, and tight chest plate, restrictÂed oxyÂgen flow even furÂther.
Read a detailed, scholÂarÂly account of Jaquet’s armor experÂiÂment in HisÂtorÂiÂcal MethÂods: A JourÂnal of QuanÂtiÂtaÂtive and InterÂdisÂciÂpliÂnary HisÂtoÂry.
For those lookÂing for a lighter read, here is JaqueÂt’s account of takÂing a comÂmerÂcial flight in armor (and some best pracÂtice tips for those attemptÂing the same.)
- Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is the Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine and author, most recentÂly, of CreÂative, Not Famous: The Small PotaÂto ManÂiÂfesto. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.
RelatÂed ConÂtent
What It’s Like to ActuÂalÂly Fight in Medieval Armor
How to Make and Wear Medieval Armor: An In-Depth Primer
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The ColosÂseÂum is one of the most popÂuÂlar tourist attracÂtions in Italy, and thus one of the most popÂuÂlar tourist attracÂtions in all of Europe. But the nature of its appeal to its many visÂiÂtors has changed over the cenÂturies. In the Atlantic, novÂelÂist and podÂcastÂer Paul CoopÂer notes that, “the belief that ChrisÂtÂian marÂtyrs had once been fed to the lions in the areÂna,” for examÂple, once made it a renowned site of reliÂgious pilÂgrimÂage. (This “despite litÂtle eviÂdence that ChrisÂtians were ever actuÂalÂly killed in the areÂna.”) But in that same era, the ColosÂseÂum was also a site of botanÂic pilÂgrimÂage: amid its ruins grew “420 species of plant,” includÂing some rare examÂples “found nowhere else in Europe.”

Notable tourists who took note of the ColosÂseÂum’s rich plant life include Charles DickÂens, who beheld its “walls and archÂes overÂgrown with green,” and PerÂcy Bysshe ShelÂley, who wrote of how “the copseÂwood overÂshadÂows you as you wanÂder through its labyrinths, and the wild weeds of this cliÂmate of flowÂers bloom under your feet.”
CoopÂer quotes from these writÂings in his Atlantic piece, and in an assoÂciÂatÂed TwitÂter thread also includes plenÂty of renÂderÂings of the ColosÂseÂum as it then looked durÂing the 18th and 19th cenÂturies. He even selectÂed images from FloÂra of the ColosÂseÂum of Rome, or, IllusÂtraÂtions and descripÂtions of four hunÂdred and twenÂty plants growÂing sponÂtaÂneousÂly upon the ruins of the ColosÂseÂum of Rome (readÂable free online at the InterÂnet Archive), the 1855 work of a less well-known EngÂlishÂman named Richard Deakin.

A botanist, Deakin did the hard work of catÂaÂloging those hunÂdreds of plant species growÂing in the ColosÂseÂum back in the 1850s. The interÂvenÂing 170 or so years have takÂen their toll on this bioÂdiÂverÂsiÂty: as Nature reportÂed it, only 242 of these species were still present in the earÂly 2000s, due in part to “a shift towards species that preÂfer a warmer, driÂer cliÂmate” and the growth of the surÂroundÂing city. In its heyÂday in the first cenÂturies of the last milÂlenÂniÂum, the areÂna lay on the outÂskirts of Rome, whereÂas it feels cenÂtral today. Pay it a visÂit, and you both will and will not see the ColosÂseÂum that DickÂens and ShelÂley did; but then, they nevÂer knew it as, say, Titus or DomitÂian did. In recent years there have been moves to restore and even improve ancient feaÂtures like the retractable floor; why not douÂble down on the exotÂic floÂra while we’re at it?

via The Atlantic
RelatÂed conÂtent:
Rome’s ColosÂseÂum Will Get a New Retractable Floor by 2023 — Just as It Had in Ancient Times
BuildÂing The ColosÂseÂum: The Icon of Rome
With 9,036 Pieces, the Roman ColosÂseÂum Is the Largest Lego Set Ever
Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities and culÂture. His projects include the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.
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Much has been made in recent years of the “de-aging” processÂes that allow actors to credÂiÂbly play charÂacÂters far younger than themÂselves. But it has also become posÂsiÂble to de-age film itself, as demonÂstratÂed by Peter JackÂson’s celÂeÂbratÂed new docu-series The BeaÂtÂles: Get Back. The vast majorÂiÂty of the mateÂrÂiÂal that comÂprisÂes its nearÂly eight-hour runÂtime was origÂiÂnalÂly shot in 1969, under the direcÂtion of Michael LindÂsay-Hogg for the docÂuÂmenÂtary that became Let It Be.
Those who have seen both LinÂday-HogÂg’s and JackÂson’s docÂuÂmenÂtaries will notice how much sharpÂer, smoother, and more vivid the very same footage looks in the latÂter, despite the sixÂteen-milÂlimeÂter film havÂing lanÂguished for half a cenÂtuÂry. The kind of visuÂal restoraÂtion and enhanceÂment seen in Get Back was made posÂsiÂble by techÂnoloÂgies that have only emerged in the past few decades — and preÂviÂousÂly seen in JackÂson’s They Shall Not Grow Old, a docÂuÂmenÂtary acclaimed for its restoraÂtion of cenÂtuÂry-old World War I footage to a time-travÂel-like degree of verisimilÂiÂtude.
“You can’t actuÂalÂly just do it with off-the-shelf softÂware,” JackÂson explained in an interÂview about the restoraÂtion processÂes involved in They Shall Not Grow Old. This necesÂsiÂtatÂed marÂshalÂing, at his New Zealand comÂpaÂny Park Road Post ProÂducÂtion, “a departÂment of code writÂers who write comÂputÂer code in softÂware.” In othÂer words, a sufÂfiÂcientÂly ambiÂtious project of visuÂal reviÂtalÂizaÂtion — makÂing media from bygone times even more lifeÂlike than it was to begin with — becomes as much a job of traÂdiÂtionÂal film-restoraÂtion or visuÂal-effects as of comÂputÂer proÂgramÂming.
This also goes for the less obviÂous but no-less-impresÂsive treatÂment givÂen by JackÂson and his team to the audio that came with the Let It Be footage. RecordÂed in large part monauÂralÂly, these tapes preÂsentÂed a forÂmiÂdaÂble proÂducÂtion chalÂlenge. John, Paul, George, and Ringo’s instruÂments share a sinÂgle track with their voicÂes — and not just their singing voicÂes, but their speakÂing ones as well. On first lisÂten, this renÂders many of their conÂverÂsaÂtions inaudiÂble, and probÂaÂbly by design: “If they were in a conÂverÂsaÂtion,” said JackÂson, they would turn their amps up loud and they’d strum the guiÂtar.”
This means of keepÂing their words from LindÂsay-Hogg and his crew worked well enough in the wholÂly anaÂlog late 1960s, but it has proven no match for the artiÂfiÂcial intelligence/machine learnÂing of the 2020s. “We devised a techÂnolÂoÂgy that is called demixÂing,” said JackÂson. “You teach the comÂputÂer what a guiÂtar sounds like, you teach them what a human voice sounds like, you teach it what a drum sounds like, you teach it what a bass sounds like.” SupÂplied with enough sonÂic data, the sysÂtem evenÂtuÂalÂly learned to disÂtinÂguish from one anothÂer not just the sounds of the BeaÂtÂles’ instruÂments but of their voicÂes as well.
Hence, in addiÂtion to Get Back’s revÂeÂlaÂtoÂry musiÂcal moments, its many once-priÂvate but now crisply audiÂble exchanges between the Fab Four. “Oh, you’re recordÂing our conÂverÂsaÂtion?” George HarÂriÂson at one point asks LindÂsay-Hogg in a charÂacÂterÂisÂtic tone of faux surÂprise. But if he could hear the recordÂings today, his surÂprise would sureÂly be real.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Watch Paul McCartÂney ComÂpose The BeaÂtÂles ClasÂsic “Get Back” Out of Thin Air (1969)
Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities and culÂture. His projects include the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.
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Many of us livÂing in the parts of the world where marÂiÂjuaÂna has recentÂly been legalÂized may regard ourÂselves as parÂtakÂing of a highÂly modÂern pleaÂsure. And givÂen the ever-increasÂing sophisÂtiÂcaÂtion of the growÂing and proÂcessÂing techÂniques that underÂlie what has become a forÂmiÂdaÂble cannabis indusÂtry, perÂhaps, on some levÂel, we are. But as intelÂlecÂtuÂalÂly avid enthuÂsiÂasts of psyÂchoacÂtive subÂstances won’t hesÂiÂtate to tell you, their use stretchÂes farÂther back in time than hisÂtoÂry itself. “For as long as there has been civÂiÂlizaÂtion, there have been mind-alterÂing drugs,” writes SciÂence’s Andrew Lawler. But was anyÂone using them in the preÂdeÂcesÂsors to westÂern civÂiÂlizaÂtion as we know it today?
For quite some time, scholÂars believed that unlike, say, MesoamerÂiÂca or north Africa, “the ancient Near East had seemed curiÂousÂly drug-free.” But now, “new techÂniques for anaÂlyzÂing residues in excaÂvatÂed jars and idenÂtiÂfyÂing tiny amounts of plant mateÂrÂiÂal sugÂgest that ancient Near EastÂernÂers indulged in a range of psyÂchoacÂtive subÂstances.”
The latÂest eviÂdence sugÂgests that, already three milÂlenÂnia ago, “drugs like cannabis had arrived in Mesopotamia, while peoÂple from Turkey to Egypt experÂiÂmentÂed with local subÂstances such as blue water lily.” That these habits seem to have conÂtinÂued in ancient Greece and Rome is sugÂgestÂed by archaeÂoÂlogÂiÂcal eviÂdence sumÂmaÂrized in the video above.
In 2019, archaeÂolÂoÂgists unearthed a few preÂcious artiÂfacts from a fourth-cenÂtuÂry ScythiÂan burÂial mound near Stavropol in RusÂsia. There were “goldÂen armÂbands, goldÂen cups, a heavy gold ring, and the greatÂest treaÂsure of all, two specÂtacÂuÂlar goldÂen vesÂsels,” says narÂraÂtor GarÂrett Ryan, who earned a PhD in Greek and Roman HisÂtoÂry from the UniÂverÂsiÂty of MichiÂgan. The inteÂriÂors of those last “were coatÂed with a sticky black residue,” conÂfirmed in the lab to be opiÂum with traces of marÂiÂjuaÂna. “The ScythiÂans, in othÂer words, got high” — as did “their Greek and Roman neighÂbors.” Ryan, author of Naked StatÂues, Fat GladÂiÂaÂtors, and War EleÂphants: FreÂquentÂly Asked QuesÂtions about the Ancient Greeks and Romans, goes on to make intriguÂing conÂnecÂtions between scatÂtered but relÂeÂvant pieces of archaeÂoÂlogÂiÂcal and texÂtuÂal eviÂdence. We know that some of our civÂiÂlizaÂtionÂal foreÂbears got high; how many, and how high, are quesÂtions for future scholasÂtic inquiry.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
AlgerÂian Cave PaintÂings SugÂgest Humans Did MagÂic MushÂrooms 9,000 Years Ago
DisÂcovÂer the OldÂest Beer Recipe in HisÂtoÂry From Ancient SumeÂria, 1800 B.C.
Beer ArchaeÂolÂoÂgy: Yes, It’s a Thing
Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities and culÂture. His projects include the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.
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Revered by music lovers of temÂperaÂments as varÂied as Peanuts’ SchroedÂer and A ClockÂwork Orange’s Alex, LudÂwig van Beethoven is one of the most celÂeÂbratÂed comÂposers in the WestÂern clasÂsiÂcal music canon.
SymÂphoÂny No. 5 in C minor is sureÂly one of his most recÂogÂnized, and freÂquentÂly perÂformed works, thanks in large part to its draÂmatÂic openÂing motif –
dun-dun-dun-DAH!
Music eduÂcaÂtor Hanako SawaÂda’s enterÂtainÂing TED-Ed lesÂson, aniÂmatÂed by Yael ReisÂfeld above, delves into the stoÂry behind this symÂphoÂny, “one of the most exploÂsive pieces of music ever comÂposed.”
MidÂdle and high school music teachÂers will be glad to know the creÂators lean into the heightÂened emoÂtions of the piece, depictÂing the comÂposÂer as a torÂtured genius whose piercÂing gaze is bluer than Game of Thrones’ Night King.
Beethoven was already enjoyÂing a sucÂcessÂful repÂuÂtaÂtion at the time of the symphony’s 1808 preÂmiere, but not because he toiled in the serÂvice of reliÂgion or wealthy patrons like his peers.
Instead, he was an earÂly-19th cenÂtuÂry bad ass, priÂorÂiÂtizÂing self-expresÂsion and pourÂing his emoÂtions into comÂpoÂsiÂtions he then sold to varÂiÂous music pubÂlishÂers.
With the Fifth, he realÂly shook off the rigid strucÂtures of preÂvailÂing clasÂsiÂcal norms, embracÂing RomanÂtiÂcism in all its gloÂriÂous turÂmoil.
The famous openÂing motif is repeatÂed to the point of obsesÂsion:
ThroughÂout the piece, the motif is passed around the orchesÂtra like a whisÂper, gradÂuÂalÂly reachÂing more and more instruÂments until it becomes a roar.
BesotÂted teenagers, well acquaintÂed with this feelÂing, are equipped with the interÂnal tromÂbones, picÂcoÂlos, and conÂtraÂbasÂsoons of the sort that make the piece even more urgent in feel.
Just wait until they get hold of Beethoven’s ImmorÂtal Beloved letÂters, writÂten a few years after the symÂphoÂny, when the hearÂing loss he was wrestling with had proÂgressed to near total deafÂness.
Whether or not it was the comÂposÂer (and not his biogÂraÂphÂer) who charÂacÂterÂized the cenÂtral motif as the sound of “Fate knockÂing at the door,” it’s an apt, and rivÂetÂing notion.
Take a quiz, parÂticÂiÂpate in a guidÂed disÂcusÂsion, and cusÂtomize Hanako Sawada’s lesÂson, “The Secrets of the World’s Most Famous SymÂphoÂny,” here.
LisÂten to the symÂphoÂny in its entireÂty below.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is the Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine and author, most recentÂly, of CreÂative, Not Famous: The Small PotaÂto ManÂiÂfesto. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.
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HavÂing evolved over cenÂturies — indeed, milÂlenÂnia — the forÂmal eleÂgance and sonÂic beauÂty of stringed instruÂments conÂtinÂue to inspire their playÂers toward ever-greater heights of virÂtuÂosÂiÂty. But of course, the attainÂment of virÂtuÂosÂiÂty itself doesÂn’t come easy, and whatÂevÂer altiÂtude you reach, you’ll still be dogged by some of the same probÂlems you were as a novice. What vioÂlinÂist, for instance, could ever fulÂly put out of their mind the posÂsiÂbilÂiÂty of a string’s breakÂing as they play, whether at home or in Carnegie Hall? Not celebriÂty playÂer Ray Chen, sureÂly, givÂen that it’s hapÂpened to him at least twice in the past five years.
Being a YoutuÂber as well, Chen has turned these onstage misÂforÂtunes to his advanÂtage. Just last week he put up “VioÂlinÂist string BREAKS durÂing Tchaikovsky,” a video that capÂtures his latÂest such expeÂriÂence while playÂing with the SeatÂtle SymÂphoÂny OrchesÂtra. Far from grindÂing to a halt, the perÂforÂmance conÂtinÂues with only a minor hitch.
After makÂing a valiant attempt to solÂdier on short an E string, Chen switchÂes to what appears to be the backÂup plan. WithÂout the option of singing the blues while changÂing the string himÂself, as B.B. King did at Farm Aid, he swaps his instruÂment with that of the conÂcertÂmasÂter, who passÂes it down the line. Unfazed, Chen conÂtinÂues playÂing right where he left off.
Chen folÂlowed a simÂiÂlar proÂceÂdure after a string break in 2017, while playÂing in BrusÂsels with the TaiÂwan PhilÂharÂmonÂic. Then, as now, he uploaded the footage to his Youtube chanÂnel, where it has racked up more than 1.6 milÂlion views. The brief clip also capÂtures his final toss onto the floor of the spare pack of strings he’d had the good sense to place in his pockÂet beforeÂhand. The accoÂlades postÂed in the comÂments below bring to mind the stoÂry of 19th-cenÂtuÂry vioÂlinÂist Carl HerÂman Unthan. Born withÂout arms, Unthan became a virÂtuÂoso by playÂing instead with his feet — which he also used to change a string that broke on him in conÂcert. This proved astonÂishÂing enough that he’s said latÂer to have delibÂerÂateÂly weakÂened strings in order to repeat the specÂtaÂcle for othÂer audiÂences. Just imagÂine if he’d had Youtube.
via LaughÂing Squid
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
B.B. King Changes BroÂken GuiÂtar String Mid-Song at Farm Aid, 1985 and Doesn’t Miss a Beat
Why VioÂlins Have F‑Holes: The SciÂence & HisÂtoÂry of a RemarkÂable RenaisÂsance Design
The Art and SciÂence of VioÂlin MakÂing
A GiganÂtic VioÂlin Floats Down Venice’s Grand Canal with a String QuarÂtet on Top
Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the SubÂstack newsletÂter Books on Cities, the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.
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This past sumÂmer we feaÂtured a short video introÂducÂtion to the Mona Lisa here on Open CulÂture. You’d think that if any paintÂing didÂn’t need an introÂducÂtion, that would be the one. But the video’s creÂator James Payne showed many of us just how much we still have to learn about LeonarÂdo’s most famous work of art — and indeed, perÂhaps the most famous work by any artist. On his Youtube chanÂnel Great Art Explained, Payne offers clear and powÂerÂful analyÂses of paintÂings from van Gogh’s The StarÂry Night and HopÂper’s Nighthawks to Warhol’s MarÂiÂlyn DipÂtych and PicasÂso’s GuerÂniÂca. But there are some images to which a fifÂteen-minute video essay can’t hope to do jusÂtice.
In those casÂes, Payne has been known to folÂlow up with a deluxe expandÂed ediÂtion. TakÂing on HieronyÂmus Bosch’s The GarÂden of EarthÂly Delights, he folÂlowed up three indiÂvidÂual fifÂteen-minute videos — for a tripÂtych, a neat union of form and subÂstance — with a full-length treatÂment of the whole work.
Payne’s full-length verÂsion of his Mona Lisa video more than douÂbles the length of the origÂiÂnal. “This is the more comÂpreÂhenÂsive verÂsion I always wantÂed to do,” he notes, adding that it “uses some of the inforÂmaÂtion from the first film (but in highÂer resÂoÂluÂtion with betÂter sound and with clearÂer graphÂics), as well as answerÂing the hunÂdreds of quesÂtions: Why doesÂn’t she have eyeÂbrows? Is it a self-porÂtrait? Is she only famous because she was stolen? How do we know what he was thinkÂing?”
This time around, Payne has more to say about how LeonarÂdo creÂatÂed such a comÂpelling porÂtrait on a techÂniÂcal levÂel, but also why he came to paint it in the first place. On top of that, the expandÂed forÂmat gives him time to examÂine the much more conÂvenÂtionÂal porÂtraits LeonarÂdo’s conÂtemÂpoÂraries were paintÂing at the time, as well as what’s known as the PraÂdo Mona Lisa. A depicÂtion of the same sitÂter that may even have been paintÂed simulÂtaÂneÂousÂly by one of LeonarÂdo’s stuÂdents, it makes for an illuÂmiÂnatÂing object of comÂparÂiÂson. Payne also gets into the 1911 theft and recovÂery that ultiÂmateÂly did a great deal for the paintÂing’s repÂuÂtaÂtion, as well as its 1963 exhiÂbiÂtion in AmerÂiÂca that, thanks to teleÂviÂsion, turned it into a mass-media icon. By now we’ve all had more glimpses of the Mona Lisa more times than we can rememÂber, but it takes enthuÂsiÂasm like Payne’s to remind us of all the ways we can truÂly see it.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
What Makes Leonardo’s Mona Lisa a Great PaintÂing?: An ExplaÂnaÂtion in 15 MinÂutes
Why LeonarÂdo da Vinci’s GreatÂest PaintÂing is Not the Mona Lisa
Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the SubÂstack newsletÂter Books on Cities, the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.
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Despite creÂatÂing two of the most famous paintÂings in the hisÂtoÂry of WestÂern art, The Last SupÂper and the Mona Lisa, LeonarÂdo da VinÂci did not parÂticÂuÂlarÂly think of himÂself as a painter. SigÂmund Freud may have devotÂed sevÂerÂal hunÂdred words to showÂing that the RenaisÂsance man par excelÂlence rarely finÂished an artÂwork because of infanÂtile psyÂchoÂsexÂuÂal conÂflicts, but it seems more fitÂting to look at Leonardo’s approach to paintÂing as of a piece with his approach to everyÂthing: He was simÂply far more interÂestÂed in process than prodÂuct. Even when the prodÂuct was a masÂterÂpiece-in-the-makÂing, and LeonarÂdo’s patrons awaitÂed, the artist’s restÂless mind was ready to move on before he finÂished a comÂmisÂsion.
Such was the case with the Mona Lisa, which LeonarÂdo nevÂer delivÂered to his client and instead brought with him to France. This paintÂing, in all its unfinÂished mysÂtery, may be Leonardo’s best-known work, but it is not — as Evan Puschak, a.k.a. The NerdÂwriter, argues above — his best.
That honÂor should be reserved for a paintÂing LeonarÂdo began in the same year as the Mona Lisa, 1503: The VirÂgin and Child with St. Anne, which he worked on for sevÂen years, nevÂer delivÂered to his client (most likeÂly the King of France), and left unfinÂished at the time of his death in 1519.

The paintÂing depicts a groupÂing of three figÂures: the infant Christ, wrestling a lamb, his mothÂer, attemptÂing to pull him away, and her mothÂer, the apocÂryphal St. Anne, formÂing the staÂble base and apex of the triÂad. Behind her head towÂers a dense mounÂtain range, a symÂbol of deep ecoÂlogÂiÂcal time, says Puschak, just as the lamb in the foreÂground symÂbolÂizes the PasÂsion to come. This tranÂsiÂtion from a pre-hisÂtoric past (one far more ancient than the BibÂliÂcal stoÂries) to a redeemed future does not terÂmiÂnate with the lamb, says Puschak, but with us, the viewÂer.
The pyraÂmiÂdal comÂpoÂsiÂtion recalls Leonardo’s The VirÂgin of the Rocks from 1483. Such groupÂings were comÂmon in earÂly RenaisÂsance paintÂings, but The VirÂgin and Child with St. Anne repÂreÂsentÂed a masÂterÂful refineÂment of the comÂpoÂsiÂtion and of LeonarÂdo’s famed sfuÂmaÂto techÂnique. As ArtÂdaiÂly notes:
In FloÂrence, where it was conÂceived, the Saint Anne quickÂly drew conÂsidÂerÂable attenÂtion and can be seen as a waterÂshed moment in the evoÂluÂtion of artisÂtic lanÂguage, inspirÂing many disÂciÂples and colÂleagues who sought to emuÂlate LeonarÂdo’s style and techÂnique in this work. FloÂrenÂtines were fasÂciÂnatÂed by the varÂiÂous carÂtoons exeÂcutÂed by LeonarÂdo and by the paintÂed work, even in its rough outÂlines.
One preparaÂtoÂry work, the so-called “BurlingÂton House CarÂtoon” (below), shows “the full expresÂsion of LeonarÂdo’s first vision of the Saint Anne theme upon being awardÂed the comÂmisÂsion.”

Image via the NationÂal Gallery
The work also shows the conÂtinÂued develÂopÂment of a theme that absorbed the artist throughÂout his life, expressed in earÂliÂer works such as The VirÂgin and Child with Cat and The VirÂgin of the Rocks. “These VirÂgin and Child comÂpoÂsiÂtions tesÂtiÂfy to LeonarÂdo’s quesÂtion to renÂder in the most comÂpelling manÂner the tenÂderÂness of the relaÂtionÂship between Jesus and the VirÂgin Mary,” and thus, between mothÂer and son. Most of Freud’s obserÂvaÂtions in his LeonarÂdo essay are nonÂsense, based on a misÂtransÂlaÂtion into GerÂman of the word “vulÂture” for a word that actuÂalÂly means “kite” (an error he latÂer found parÂticÂuÂlarÂly embarÂrassÂing). But his disÂcusÂsion of LeonarÂdo’s childÂhood and his best, unfinÂished paintÂing may strike us with parÂticÂuÂlar poignanÂcy.
[T]he smile which is playÂing on the lips of both women, although unmisÂtakÂably the same as in the picÂture of Mona Lisa, has lost its sinÂisÂter and mysÂteÂriÂous charÂacÂter; it expressÂes a calm blissÂfulÂness.… Leonardo’s childÂhood was preÂciseÂly as remarkÂable as this picÂture. He has had two mothÂers, the first his true mothÂer, CateÂriÂna, from whom he was torn away between the age of three and five years, and a young tenÂder step-mothÂer, DonÂna Albiera, his father’s wife. By conÂnectÂing this fact of his childÂhood… and conÂdensÂing them into a uniÂform fusion, the comÂpoÂsiÂtion of Saint Anne, Mary and the Child, formed itself in him.
PerÂhaps Freud was right, and The VirÂgin and Child with St. Anne was truÂly LeonarÂdo’s most perÂsonÂal work, the apothÂeÂoÂsis of a quest to inteÂgrate his perÂsonÂalÂiÂty through art. WhatÂevÂer the case, we can say, along the psyÂchoÂanÂaÂlyst, that “on becomÂing someÂwhat engrossed in this picÂture it sudÂdenÂly dawns upon the specÂtaÂtor that only LeonarÂdo could have paintÂed this picÂture.”
On a side note, NerdÂwriter, the creÂator of the video above, has a new book comÂing out, Escape into MeanÂing: Essays on SuperÂman, PubÂlic BenchÂes, and OthÂer ObsesÂsions. You can pre-order it now.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
LeonarÂdo Da Vinci’s To-Do List from 1490: The Plan of a RenaisÂsance Man
Josh Jones is a writer and musiÂcian based in Durham, NC. FolÂlow him at @jdmagness
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