A house cat is not realÂly a fur baby, but it is someÂthing rather more remarkÂable: a tiny conÂquisÂtaÂdor with the whole planÂet at its feet —AbiÂgail TuckÂer
As part of its Annals of ObsesÂsion video series, The New YorkÂer invitÂed sciÂence jourÂnalÂist AbiÂgail TuckÂer, author of The Lion in the LivÂing Room, to reflect on “how felines took over the InterÂnet, our homes, and our lives.”
It goes withÂout sayÂing that cats and humans have co-existÂed for a very long time.
Most of us are acquaintÂed with the high regard in which Ancient EgypÂtians held Felis catus.
And we may know someÂthing of their seaÂfarÂing hisÂtoÂry, beginÂning with the Vikings and conÂtinÂuÂing on through UnsinkÂable Sam and othÂer celÂeÂbratÂed ship’s cats.
An overÂwhelmÂing majorÂiÂty of us have spent the last decade or so glued to online examÂples of their antics—ridÂing robot vacÂuÂums, reactÂing with terÂror to cucumÂbers, and pouncÂing on humans, some of whom have had the temerÂiÂty to write and record voiceovers that sugÂgest they have insight as to what goes on inside a cat’s hat. (As if!)
It’s gratÂiÂfyÂing to hear TuckÂer echo what cat lovers have long susÂpectÂed (and emblaÂzoned on t‑shirts, cofÂfee mugs, and decÂoÂraÂtive pillows)—the cats, not the ownÂers, are the ones runÂning the show.
ForÂgive us. Dogs have ownÂers. Cats have staff.
Cats took a comÂmenÂsal path to domesÂtiÂcaÂtion, motiÂvatÂed, then as now, by the food they knew to be stored in our setÂtleÂments.
TuckÂer describes it as a series of cat conÂtrolled takeovers—a process of artiÂfiÂcial selecÂtion, underÂtakÂen on the cats’ own iniÂtiaÂtive:
House cats are supremeÂly adaptÂable. They can live anyÂwhere and, while they must have plenÂty of proÂtein, they eat pracÂtiÂcalÂly anyÂthing that moves, from pelÂiÂcans to crickÂets, and many things that don’t, like hot dogs. (Some of their imperÂiled feline relÂaÂtives, by conÂtrast, are adaptÂed to hunt only a rare species of chinÂchilla.) House cats can tweak their sleepÂing schedÂules and social lives. They can breed like crazy.
In cerÂtain ways the house cat’s rise is tragÂic, for the same forces that favor them have destroyed many othÂer creaÂtures. House cats are carÂpetÂbagÂgers, arrivÂistes, and they’re among the most transÂforÂmaÂtive invaders the world has ever seen—except for Homo sapiÂens, of course. It’s no coinÂciÂdence that when they show up in ecosysÂtems, lions and othÂer megafauÂna are usuÂalÂly on their way out.
Aloof as many of their numÂber may be, cats have engiÂneered things in such a way as to be physÂiÂcalÂly irreÂsistible to most humans:
Their big heads and big eyes are so cute!
Their fur is so soft!
We can carÂry them around!
Dress them in doll clothes (someÂtimes)!
Their cries mimÂic the cries of hunÂgry human babies, and elicÂit a simÂiÂlar response from their human careÂgivers.
We may not love litÂter box duty, but with 1 in 3 humans infectÂed by ToxÂoÂplasÂma gondii, we’ll likeÂly be tethÂered to them for all eterÂniÂty.
For betÂter or worse, we love them. And so do dog lovers. They just don’t know it yet.
But do not ever imagÂine that the feelÂing is recÂiÂpÂroÂcal.
They’re archÂcarÂniÂvores who canÂnot open their own cans. As TuckÂer wryÂly observes:
I think it’s fair to say that we are obsessed and they are not.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
GPS TrackÂing Reveals the Secret Lives of OutÂdoor Cats
In 1183, a ChiÂnese Poet Describes Being DomesÂtiÂcatÂed by His Own Cats
How Humans DomesÂtiÂcatÂed Cats (Twice)
Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, theÂater makÂer and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. She loves cats, but most recentÂly appeared as a French CanaÂdiÂan bear who travÂels to New York City in search of food and meanÂing in Greg Kotis’ short film, L’Ourse. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.












