
In recent years, viewÂers the world over have been binge-watchÂing a JapanÂese realÂiÂty show called TerÂrace House. The New YorkÂer’s Troy PatÂterÂson describes its forÂmat thus: “Three men and three women move into an eleÂgant pad for a spell, while othÂerÂwise conÂductÂing their lives as usuÂal. The memÂbers of the cast are above averÂage in their camÂera-readiÂness and their civilÂiÂty, and in no othÂer disÂcernible way.” Fueled not by the self-proÂmoÂtionÂal showÂboatÂing and ginned-up resentÂment that have become conÂvenÂtions of TerÂrace House’s WestÂern preÂdeÂcesÂsors, “the show’s slow-burnÂing action is sparked by the honÂest fricÂtion of minor perÂsonÂalÂiÂty flaws and conÂflictÂing perÂsonÂal needs,” makÂing it “closÂer to a nature docÂuÂmenÂtary than to the exploitaÂtion films that one has come to expect from realÂiÂty teleÂviÂsion.”

If viewÂing human beings the way we’re used to viewÂing nature can give us such satÂisÂfacÂtion, how about viewÂing nature the way we’re used to viewÂing human beings? Japan, as JohnÂny WaldÂman reports at Spoon and TamÂaÂgo, has led the way in both reverÂsals: “Two aquarÂiÂums in Japan, Kyoto AquarÂiÂum and SumÂiÂda AquarÂiÂum, keep obsesÂsive tabs on their penÂguins and mainÂtain an updatÂed flowÂchart that visuÂalÂizes all their penÂguin draÂma.”
WaldÂman quotes Japan-based researcher OlivÂer Jia as tweetÂing the fact that “PenÂguin draÂma actuÂalÂly isn’t totalÂly unexÂpectÂed. They’re known to be vicious aniÂmals who cheat on their partÂners and steal othÂer’s chilÂdren. So basiÂcalÂly, your averÂage day in Los AngeÂles” — the craÂdle, one might add, of the realÂiÂty-TV indusÂtry.

Though the lives of penÂguins may, in the eyes of the aquarÂiÂum-visÂitÂing layÂman, appear to conÂsist entireÂly of swimÂming, eatÂing fish, and standÂing around, the aniÂmals’ “romanÂtic escapades are fairÂly easy to observe,” at least accordÂing to WaldÂman’s transÂlaÂtion of the penÂguin careÂtakÂers at the SumÂiÂda AquarÂiÂum. “Wing-flapÂping is a sign of affecÂtion and couÂples can be seen groomÂing each othÂer. PenÂguins who are getÂting over a break-up will often refuse to eat.” This is the kind of obserÂvaÂtionÂal data that inform the intenÂsiveÂly detailed (and cuteÂness-optiÂmized) penÂguin-relaÂtionÂship diaÂgrams seen here, high-resÂoÂluÂtion verÂsions of which you can downÂload from the Kyoto AquarÂiÂum and SumÂiÂda AquarÂiÂum’s web sites. Now that TerÂrace House has come to an end, perÂhaps the time has come on JapanÂese realÂiÂty teleÂviÂsion for a bit of non-human draÂma.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Act of Love: A Strange, WonÂderÂful VisuÂal DicÂtioÂnary of AniÂmal Courtship
The First MuseÂum DedÂiÂcatÂed to JapanÂese FolkÂlore MonÂsters Is Now Open
Meet ConÂgo the Chimp, London’s SenÂsaÂtionÂal 1950s Abstract Painter
Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall, on FaceÂbook, or on InstaÂgram.






