Die Hard is a ChristÂmas movie. That once-conÂtrarÂiÂan catÂeÂgoÂrizaÂtion has increasÂingÂly been acceptÂed over the past couÂple of decades, at least since an ediÂtor with whom I’ve often worked first declared it in a Slate roundup. As a result, John McTierÂnan’s sturÂdy piece of one-buildÂing eightÂies HolÂlyÂwood action may have disÂplaced It’s a WonÂderÂful Life as a holÂiÂday home-video traÂdiÂtion in cerÂtain houseÂholds. But it’s also stoked a broadÂer desire for ever more alterÂnaÂtive ChristÂmas movies with subÂtle, even subÂverÂsive holÂiÂday eleÂments. If you, too, can’t hanÂdle yet anothÂer viewÂing of MirÂaÂcle on 34th Street, A ChristÂmas StoÂry, or Home Alone this year, have a look at the top ten lists comÂpiled in these four videos, which offer a selecÂtion of films beyond — someÂtimes well beyond — the estabÂlished seaÂsonÂal canon.
These selecÂtions come from a variÂety of genÂres, includÂing the superÂhero picÂture: if you haven’t seen BatÂman Returns in a few decades, you may have forÂgotÂten how thorÂoughÂly Tim BurÂton satÂuÂrates it with ChristÂmas imagery, albeit of a kind suitÂed to the dank, menÂacÂing Gotham City. Those who want to crank up the darkÂness furÂther still would do well to put on the CanaÂdiÂan sororÂiÂty-house slashÂer film Black ChristÂmas, which also appears on more than one of these lists.
Joe DanÂte’s YuleÂtide-set GremÂlins conÂtains much highÂer-budÂget specÂtaÂcles of destrucÂtion, albeit comedic ones; the humor of TerÂry Gilliam’s Brazil, anothÂer elabÂoÂrate mid-eightÂies auteur project, runs to the dystopiÂan, a senÂsiÂbilÂiÂty cerÂtainÂly present in the holÂiÂday seaÂson itself, if selÂdom treatÂed with such grotesque vividÂness.
The work of no sinÂgle proÂfesÂsionÂal makes these alterÂnaÂtive ChristÂmas movie lists more often than Shane Black, the writer of Lethal Weapon (with Die Hard, the makÂings of a holÂiÂday douÂble bill if ever there was one) and The Long Kiss GoodÂnight, as well as the writer-direcÂtor of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man 3, and The Nice Guys. That all of those picÂtures are set at ChristÂmasÂtime makes them feel — no matÂter how heightÂened, fanÂtasÂtiÂcal, or visuÂal effects-satÂuÂratÂed they may be — palÂpaÂbly conÂnectÂed to our own realÂiÂty. It also tends to intenÂsiÂfy the draÂma: as Black remarked in one interÂview, “ChristÂmas repÂreÂsents a litÂtle stutÂter in the march of days, a hush in which we have a chance to assess and retÂroÂspect our lives.” Which hardÂly means, of course, that it can’t be enterÂtainÂing.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Watch SanÂta Claus, the EarÂliÂest Movie About SanÂta in ExisÂtence (1898)
Watch The Insects’ ChristÂmas from 1913: A Stop Motion Film StarÂring a Cast of Dead Bugs
An AniÂmatÂed ChristÂmas Fable by MauÂrice Sendak (1977)
StanÂley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut, the Most TrouÂbling ChristÂmas Film Ever Made
Blue ChristÂmas: A CriÂteÂriÂon Video Essay
Based in Seoul, ColÂin Marshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the SubÂstack newsletÂter Books on Cities and the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles. FolÂlow him on the social netÂwork forÂmerÂly known as TwitÂter at @colinmarshall.



