
WinÂston Churchill is one of those preÂposÂterÂousÂly outÂsized hisÂtorÂiÂcal figÂures who seemed to be in the midÂdle of every major event. Even before, as Prime MinÂisÂter, he steeled the resolve of his peoÂple and faced down the Third Reich jugÂgerÂnaut; even before he loudÂly warned of the Nazi menÂace before it was polite to do so; even before he was pilÂloÂried in the press for the disÂasÂtrous GalÂlipoli invaÂsion durÂing WWI, Churchill was a famous and conÂtroÂverÂsial figÂure. As a young cavÂalÂry offiÂcer, he left his post in India to report on the bloody coloÂnial camÂpaign in the Swat ValÂley in present-day PakÂistan. His hugeÂly popÂuÂlar artiÂcles pushed the milÂiÂtary slang word “sniper” into popÂuÂlar use. DurÂing the secÂond Boer War, Churchill was not only capÂtured at gunÂpoint by future South African prime minÂisÂter Louis Botha but he manÂaged to sucÂcessÂfulÂly escape from his POW camp. And after being pushed out of the govÂernÂment folÂlowÂing GalÂlipoli, he returned to the milÂiÂtary as a LieuÂtenant Colonel and comÂmandÂed a batÂtalÂion of troops in France. He also won a Nobel Prize for LitÂerÂaÂture in 1953 and was, as we’ve recentÂly seen, a pretÂty good painter too.
Add to this one more triÂumph: he unwitÂtingÂly had a hand in shapÂing the speech patÂterns of teenaged girls some 50–60 years after his death. Churchill was the recipÂiÂent of a misÂsive conÂtainÂing the first ever usage of the oft-texted acronym “O.M.G.”. AccordÂing to the Oxford EngÂlish DicÂtioÂnary, O.M.G.’s oriÂgins can be traced back to a letÂter to Churchill from AdmiÂral John ArbuthÂnot FishÂer, sent on SepÂtemÂber 9, 1917. After comÂplainÂing about the state of affairs of the Navy durÂing the war, FishÂer closÂes with the folÂlowÂing lame joke: “I hear that a new order of KnightÂhood is on the tapis – O.M.G. (Oh! My God!) – ShowÂer it on the AdmiÂralÂty!!”
Churchill’s relaÂtionÂship with FishÂer was comÂplex. While he was the First Lord of the AdmiÂralÂty, Churchill brought FishÂer out of retireÂment in 1911 to head the royÂal navy. Their relaÂtionÂship went south in 1915 folÂlowÂing the failÂure of the DarÂdÂanelles camÂpaign. Churchill was still roundÂly blamed mostÂly because of Fisher’s loud, pubÂlic protesÂtaÂtions. (In fact, had the naval offiÂcers pushed through the DarÂdÂanelles to ConÂstanÂtinoÂple, as Churchill comÂmandÂed, the war would have likeÂly endÂed years earÂliÂer than it did.) Yet, much to his wife’s disÂmay, Churchill remained corÂdial enough with FishÂer to exchange friendÂly notes.
The first online usage of O.M.G., by the way, came on a usenet forum about soap operas in 1994. Churchill does not appear to be conÂnectÂed to that instance.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
What HapÂpens When MorÂtals Try to Drink WinÂston Churchill’s DaiÂly Intake of AlcoÂhol
WinÂston Churchill Goes BackÂward Down a Water Slide & LosÂes His Trunks (1934)
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