Deep in the HunÂdred Acre Wood
Where ChristoÂpher Robin plays
You’ll find the enchantÂed neighÂborÂhood
Of ChristoÂpher’s childÂhood days…
Those sweetÂly senÂtiÂmenÂtal lyrics were penned not by A.A. Milne, creÂator of WinÂnie-The-Pooh but rather the AcadÂeÂmy-Award winÂning songÂwritÂing team of brothÂers Robert and Richard SherÂman, who also penned the scores of Mary PopÂpins, ChitÂty ChitÂty Bang Bang, and The JunÂgle Book.
If you are under the age of 60, chances are your conÂcept of Pooh, EeyÂore, Piglet, KanÂga, Roo, Owl, RabÂbit and TigÂger is informed by WinÂnie the Pooh and HonÂey Tree, the 1966 DisÂney carÂtoon that launched a sucÂcessÂful franÂchise, not E.H. Shepherd’s charmÂing illusÂtraÂtions for the 1926 book, WinÂnie the Pooh, which entered the pubÂlic domain this year.
This means that Milne’s work can be freely reproÂduced or reworked, though DisÂney retains the copyÂright to their aniÂmatÂed charÂacÂter designs.
JenÂnifer JenkÂins, direcÂtor of the CenÂter for the Study of the PubÂlic Domain at Duke UniÂverÂsiÂty, told the WashÂingÂton Post that the bulk of the inquiries she fieldÂed in the lead up to 2022’s pubÂlic domain titles becomÂing availÂable had to do with WinÂnie the Pooh:
I can’t get over how peoÂple are freakÂing out about WinÂnie-the-Pooh in a good way. EveryÂone has a very speÂcifÂic stoÂry of the first time they read it or their parÂents gave them a doll or they [have] stoÂries about their kids…It’s the Ted LasÂso effect.We need a winÂdow into a world where peoÂple or aniÂmals behave with decenÂcy to one anothÂer.”
Ummm…
JudgÂing by the trailÂer for their upcomÂing live action, low budÂget feaÂture, WinÂnie the Pooh: Blood and HonÂey, Jagged Edge, a LonÂdon-based horÂror proÂducÂtion comÂpaÂny, is not much interÂestÂed in Ted LasÂso good vibes, though they do manÂage to stay withÂin the limÂits of the law, equipÂping a black clad Piglet with threatÂenÂing tusks, and dressÂing the titÂuÂlar “silÂly old bear” in a red shirt that doesn’t exactÂly scream TumÂmy Song.
More like Texas ChainÂsaw MasÂsacre.
ProÂducÂer-DirecÂtor Rhys Frake-WaterÂfield whose as-yet-unreÂleased credÂits include Peter Pan’s NevÂerÂland NightÂmare and SpiÂders on a Plane told VariÂety that “we did as much as we could to make sure [the film] was only based on the 1926 verÂsion:”
When you see the covÂer for this and you see the trailÂers and the stills and all that, there’s no way anyÂone is going to think this is a child’s verÂsion of it.
Here’s hopÂing he’s right.

The trailÂer trafÂfics freely in slashÂer flick tropes:
A bikiÂni clad young woman relaxÂing, oblivÂiÂousÂly, in a hot tub.
A hand held camÂera trackÂing a desÂperÂate, and probÂaÂbly doomed, escape attempt through the woods.
UnnervÂing warnÂings writÂten in blood (or posÂsiÂbly honÂey?)
The childÂish scrawl on the sign demarÂcatÂing the 100 Acre Wood is both faithÂful to the origÂiÂnal, and unmisÂtakÂably sinÂisÂter.
EqualÂly disÂturbÂing is the letÂterÂing on Eeyore’s homeÂmade grave markÂer. (SPOILER: as per VariÂety, a starvÂing Pooh and Piglet ate him…and apparÂentÂly disÂcardÂed a human skull nearÂby.)
The “enchantÂed neighÂborÂhood of ChristoÂpher’s childÂhood days” has gone decidÂedÂly downÂhill.
DirecÂtor Frake-WaterÂfield paints Pooh and Piglet as the priÂmaÂry vilÂlains, but sureÂly the colÂlege-bound ChristoÂpher Robin deserves some of the blame for abanÂdonÂing his old friends.
On the othÂer hand, when a colÂlege-bound Andy tossed his beloved childÂhood playÂthings in a giveÂaway box at the beginÂning of Toy StoÂry 3, Buzz and Woody did not go on a murÂderÂous ramÂpage.
As Frake-WaterÂfield described Pooh and Piglet’s devoÂluÂtion to HuffÂPost:
Because they’ve had to fend for themÂselves so much, they’ve essenÂtialÂly become ferÂal. So they’ve gone back to their aniÂmal roots. They’re no longer tame: they’re like a vicious bear and pig who want to go around and try and find prey.
An interÂview with Dread CenÂtral offers a graphÂic taste of the vioÂlent mayÂhem they inflict, even as ChristoÂpher Robin, as clueÂless as a bikiÂni clad innoÂcent in a hot tub, bleats, “We used to be friends, why are you doing this!?”
UnsurÂprisÂingÂly, the film’s tagline is “This Ain’t No BedÂtime StoÂry.”
View proÂducÂtion phoÂtos, if you dare, here.
- Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is the Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine and author, most recentÂly, of CreÂative, Not Famous: The Small PotaÂto ManÂiÂfesto. Her alleÂgiance has long been with the 1926 verÂsion. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday.
RelatÂed ConÂtent
Hear the ClasÂsic WinÂnie-the-Pooh Read by Author A.A. Milne in 1929
The OrigÂiÂnal Stuffed AniÂmals That Inspired WinÂnie the Pooh





















